I went bowling with my mom, my sister, my mom's boyfriend, and his kids, and they had the little dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets at the snack bar thingy! I USED TO LOVE THOSE! My cousin and I would bite them, dip them in ketchup, and pretend they were gushing blood. I stole one from my sister, and it tasted like my early childhood. :D

And then there was this really delicious girl there! She was right next to us, and ummm, she had a really nice ass. Okay, I won't go into my pervy thoughts.

Now, in case you're wondering about the title...

You all need to hear about my dream last night. It was insane. So, in my dream, I wanted some ice cream. I went to go get some, and French Class Girl was there, since she works at an ice cream place. I was all, "HEY FRENCH CLASS GIRL GIMME SOME ICE CREAM BITCH!"

So she did. But my grandma ate it while I was distracted! Oh, god, I was soooo pissed. I asked French Class Girl for more ice cream, and she gave it to me. Unfortunately, my ice cream was not complete. It needed sprinkles. I asked her, "Hey, French Class Girl? I want some sprinkles."

BIG MISTAKE! She went bat-shit insane, screamed "NO!" and threw a... Transformer... at me. (You know, like Optimus Prime.)

Yeah, I don't understand where the Transformer came. I don't even remember which one it was.