When I was 13 years old and in the 7th grade, I had a really, really shitty excuse for a best friend. (This would be the annoying girl who has phone sex and obsessed over my cousin.) One morning, I didn't let her copy from my English homework, so she outed me to the entire seventh grade. Only a few people remember (or even care) now, but for a while, she had the really mean kids all over me every day. They would call me names and steal my stuff. I also carried the nickname "Stupid Gay Athiest" all the way until the middle of the 8th grade.
She still hangs around me and thinks that we are actually friends, no matter how hard I try to get the message across that we are NOT. Lately she has been a hugely immature bitch. This fills me with rage, so I snap at her occasionally and have even punched her a couple of times when she seriously deserves it. Today was one of those times. I was trying to finish my geometry homework, and she stole my calculator "just because." I seriously needed it, and she wouldn't give it back, so I punched that bitch square in the shoulder. It can't possibly hurt when I punch her; I am 5'3" with absolutely zero muscle mass. I am NOT strong or intimidating by any means.
She started whining about how immature and stupid I am. (Because doing schoolwork is CLEARLY for dumb people only, right? Mature people don't do that shit; they give out their numbers on internet chatrooms in search of a "good time." I mean, DUH!) That's pretty hilarious, because last time I checked, she's pretty much the most immature idiot I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with. She seriously thought some guy, who was 17 or 18 with a girlfriend, wanted to make babies with her. AND she was going to do it, but he moved. She was 13 at the time.
She acted fine later, but I'm scared that she may start some shit soon. :( I wish my friend was here; she always made everyone stop in 8th grade. I wouldn't be afraid if she were here...