Sick

Super Duck's picture

I'm really sick today. I can't breathe through my nose, my throat feels strange and scratchy when I swallow, and my stomach was killing me earlier this morning. I stayed home from school, but I feel bad about it because I will fail my geometry test without the review today. :(

I'm currently stuck in a house with a crazy woman, who is walking around and mumbling to herself. Uh, wow, mom... While I was half-asleep around 9:30 this morning, she came into my room and rubbed some foul-smelling oil on my cheek. It opened my sinuses a bit, but it made my stomach lurch. I thought I was gonna puke right then and there. Now that I am up, I've noticed that she is rubbing the aforementioned oil on EVERYTHING in the house and is apparently performing an exorcism of sorts.

Oh, and now she's reading the friggen Bible to me. She knows that I am nonreligious. I told her to go away, but she wouldn't listen to me. FUCK! >:C Mom, I am SICK! Leave me ALONE! A captive audience is not necessarily a willing audience! If I wanted to be preached at, I'd go talk to one of the many rich, holy-rolling school idiots.

Maybe once I feel better, I should go get my two Buddhist friends and have them come lecture her about Buddhism. I wonder how she'd like that!

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in rainbows's picture

awww

super duck i hope you feels more better :((
and that sucks that your mom wont leave you alone......*hugs*

"why, does she have a penis?" -Datarock
(cause im geeky like that XD)

Super Duck's picture

Thanks. :)

Thanks. :)

carmen143's picture

Ugh! Feel Better Damn It! :)

And I also like to be left alone when I'm sick.
Did she think the "demons" were trying to enter you or something because you were sick?
<3 FLAME ON! <3

Super Duck's picture

No, she already thought

No, she already thought demons were in the house or something because she hears voices when she's trying to go to sleep. Something really messed up like that...

Nanook's picture

At first I thought your

At first I thought your mother was gonna do some hippy-granola type of ritual. Like a Unitarian Universalist sort-of one (okay that was a generalization, but I'm sorry, the UU church is liberal, and crunchy).

Then you got the crazy preaching crap. And I was like oh... So it wasn't a cool or fun activity. It was lame.

Super Duck's picture

It wasn't cool or fun at

It wasn't cool or fun at all. :( She's really big on the crazy preaching lately

l.enigma_ambulante's picture

Aww! Feel better! Hope your

Aww! Feel better!

Hope your mom doesn't preach at you too much.
My best friend got bombarded by christians preaching on her campus yesterday... they talked to her for 30 minutes about god and whatnot. I was like... o.O I woulda told them to fuck off... lol.

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Sykes's picture

feel

feel betterz!
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will's picture

Hahaa

Just buy her a Dalai Lama's book LOL and you guys would be even! *hug* feel better! Being sick sucks...

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