I'm really sick today. I can't breathe through my nose, my throat feels strange and scratchy when I swallow, and my stomach was killing me earlier this morning. I stayed home from school, but I feel bad about it because I will fail my geometry test without the review today. :(
I'm currently stuck in a house with a crazy woman, who is walking around and mumbling to herself. Uh, wow, mom... While I was half-asleep around 9:30 this morning, she came into my room and rubbed some foul-smelling oil on my cheek. It opened my sinuses a bit, but it made my stomach lurch. I thought I was gonna puke right then and there. Now that I am up, I've noticed that she is rubbing the aforementioned oil on EVERYTHING in the house and is apparently performing an exorcism of sorts.
Oh, and now she's reading the friggen Bible to me. She knows that I am nonreligious. I told her to go away, but she wouldn't listen to me. FUCK! >:C Mom, I am SICK! Leave me ALONE! A captive audience is not necessarily a willing audience! If I wanted to be preached at, I'd go talk to one of the many rich, holy-rolling school idiots.
Maybe once I feel better, I should go get my two Buddhist friends and have them come lecture her about Buddhism. I wonder how she'd like that!