I'm on my way to Louisiana! (Using my phone to type this...) I had a crazy day at school. My English teacher proved herself to be STUPID, and French Class Girl pitched a bitch-fit of epic proportions and is stewing in it on facebook. LOL!

The English teacher not only doesn't know about adverbs, but she also thinks the Titanic sunk in the 1880s. Yes, REALLY.

French Class Girl was upset over her test grade, which was a D. Because she thinks she's a special snowflake, she begged and begged the teacher to curve our grades. At first, the teacher refused, but our psychotic buddy here went all, "BUT MRS. FRENCH TEACHER I WAAAANT TO CURVE MY GRAAAADE!"
The teacher got tired of her complaints, so she agreed and passed back the tests. I saw hers and said softly, "Oh, wow..." She apparently has bitchin' amazing hearing because she heard and absolutely flipped out.

"SUPER DUCK, SHUT UUUUUP! NO ONE CARES YOU'RE A GENIUS LEAVE ME ALOOOONE! MRS. FRENCH TEACHER MAKE SUPER DUCK LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Can you believe this girl is sixteen? Damn, she is almost as big of an attention whore as she is a hair fetishist. She obviously wanted some attention, judging by the way she carried on and on about curving the grades. Teacher sided with me, btw. :D

She even got mad at Irritating Girl (but that's her loooover!) because she said she was overreacting. But then she touched her hair, and all was well. Of course.

French Class Girl was so mad, though! Haha! Her voice becomes HILARIOUS when she's flipping her shit. And she was sitting there babbling to herself about how we all suck. HAHAHA! Then she sounded a little like she was crying or something, so I felt bad for laughing at her outburst of stupid.

She made a facebook status about how everyone should fuck off and mind their own business. But... She shouldn't MAKE things our business by pitching a dramatic fit in front of the entire class. You know what I do when I make a D? I say, "Aww, shit!" and turn the paper over.