Corrupted Wish Game. (The new one)
So the old game had over fifteen pages.
A lot to go through.
I'm going to save you guys the trouble of going through pages and pages of wishes.
Everyone know the rules?
Write a wish and it shall be corrupted.
Here's an easy one:
I wish I had a cute puppy.
Granted. But it eats you and your family.
Simple enough right?
I'll start:
I wish the people at my school (especially girls) would accept me even though I'm a giant lesbian.
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a lil violent!!
GRANTED!!!, but they become over whelmingly accepting. offering wierd advice. and sex.
i wish i could kill angel so i can get kim?
Life is easily complicated.
For those of us who love
For those of us who love sex... that's definitely not a bad thing, dear. XDDD
[[Love means you can never be apart... <3]]
Granted. You kill him, but
Granted. You kill him, but he comes back to haunt you forever, and when you and Kim get together, he's ALWAYS watching. And you get a creepy feeling like someone is constantly watching you when you're together.. so much that you two break up because of it.
I wish I could get with J and she would make me happy, and we would be together for life.
[[Love means you can never be apart... <3]]
granted...
...but then the two of you are granted immortality. After three or four thousand years, you start to get VERY bored with each other. :-)
I'll make a wish of my own somewhere else in this thread so as not to confuse the order of things...
~~~ the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses ~ e e cummings ~~~
Granted and agreed.
The sex wouldn't be a bad gift... Anywho.
You can kill angels.
Alas everyone is contracting you to kill angels.
You're so busy that you die of exhaustion.
I wish my computer would rip the music from this cd faster!!!! Grrr!!
<3 FLAME ON! <3
. . . I think she meant a
. . . I think she meant a GUY named Angel...
Listen to the howling winds of your heart, and if the beat moves you, dance. "I wanna heal, I wanna feel, what I thought was never real!"
corrupted wish game is corrupt
why do i feel like it's spelled wrongly? :/
anywho..all the wish granters may grant what ever they'd like...
they can morph it into anything they'd like...haha
Hi, I'm a reading Rainbow! :)
Wish Granted! It rips it so
Wish Granted! It rips it so fast that it actually makes a ripping sound that you waste the next hour checking your computer... and your pants for holes.
I wish it would stop raining.
hahahaha hilarious!!!
granted, but than it starts snowing so bad the town is blocked in for a month.
i wish i didnt care so much bout people. and im so ok with not caring at all.
Life is easily complicated.
granted but
you become a cold hearted bitch and die the lonely crazy cat lady
i wish we'd never get homework in school
That's so straight. No, seriously.
Granted!
You get no homework.
Alas no one understands what the hell is going on.
You are forced to have 10 hour school days.
You also have to go to school year round and on saturdays.
I wish... I didn't hate my ex. That we could just coexist...
<3 FLAME ON! <3
actually...
i kinda wouldn't mind...cause i like school...just not the homework :D plus for me! lol and i can see my friend more often! ^^
That's so straight. No, seriously.
Granted
you and your ex can coexist, but now there are no more puppies or bunnies in the world and everyone else annoys you to the point where you hate them. gosh. i really wanted a puppy.
haha i didn't know how to grant your wish :P
i wish my hair wouldnt get all frizzy when it rained
"why, does she have a penis?" -Datarock
(cause im geeky like that XD)
Granted. Your hair doesn't
Granted. Your hair doesn't frizz. All of it now falls out in the rain! Yay for baldness!
I wish J would want to spend time with me.
[[Love means you can never be apart... <3]]
Granted!
You spend time together.
So much that a mad science student at your college (accidentally) joins you both at the hip.
You found out that her idiosyncrasies drive you insane and you jump off a cliff.
I wish I wasn't so pathetic and puppy dog like around girls I like.
<3 FLAME ON! <3
Wish Granted! You become not
Wish Granted! You become not pathetic because no one knows what that word means anymore so we now have one fewer word to describe people we don't like. And you are no longer compared to puppy dog like because now, due to your wish, puppy dogs now act like, mad butch. :(
I wish I knew which college was right for me.
granted...
you know exactly what college you want to go to, buut--you don't get in. sad day.
i wish...i wish i could talk myself into giving up on her without pain.
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!
Granted. You're able to
Granted. You're able to give up on her without feeling anything whatsoever... unfortunately, she decides the next day that she's madly in love with you, but you've already moved on.
I wish J wouldn't have been busy today.. I wanted to see her at the meeting.. I won't see her until Monday now. =[
[[Love means you can never be apart... <3]]
That was awesome!
I just felt compelled to say how amazazingly awesome and cruel that one was! Keep the cruelty coming! Yeah!
"The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority." Margaret Chase Smith
of course it.
granted, but when she is not busy u r. (lame, i know)
i wish i could get the upper hand on my friends.
Life is easily complicated.
Wish Granted! You get the
Wish Granted! You get the upper hand on them in that hand slappy game. (The one where you put your hand on top of their hand and they try to move their hand).
I wish I was a song writer, not a poet.
Wish Granted. You're a song
Wish Granted. You're a song writer, but everytime somebody sings one of your songs, somebody goes deaf. :]
I wish I could really tell the future instead of just taking educated guesses.
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Grow tall sugarcane, eat that soil, drink the rain. But know that they'll chase you if you play their little games. So run, run fast, sugarcane.
granted...
you can tell the future--not just yours but everybody else's. the government takes you into custody as a spy and you spend the rest of your life predicting crimes and such for the government.
i wish she would decide she doesn't like him after all and break up with him.
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!
granted...
...but the drama of the breakup is such that you and everyone you know are forced to wear earplugs constantly for weeks to muffle the cries of anguish.
I wish I could have saved the injured bird I saw today.
~~~ the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses ~ e e cummings ~~~
Granted!
You saved them with your Godly healing powers.
A few people see this happen and ask you to heal all of there immediate family.
You get on tv and everyone knows about you.
Someone decides to assassinate you because they think you are the AntiChrist.
I wish my friends can come to my party this evening.
<3 FLAME ON! <3
granted...
everybody can come...but someone (you never find out who) smuggles in a bunch of drugs and then the cops show up and, well, it's all downhill from there.
i wish everyone here on oasis went to my school. (well, all the high-school-aged people at least. i won't subject the rest of you to a repeat.)
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!
Granted but.... In person,
Granted but....
In person, we are all terribly smelly and the government closes your school on account of the stench.
I wish we were as physical as we used to be.
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Grow tall sugarcane, eat that soil, drink the rain. But know that they'll chase you if you play their little games. So run, run fast, sugarcane.
granted.
granted, we could all run arond the earth without stopping but if we did we died.
i wish life wasnt soooo dull.
Life is easily complicated.
Haha I'm gonna jump in!
Granted. Life is no longer dull but...
Dinosaur revived and took over the world!
I wish I'm so smart that all my teachers are impressed by my intelligence, muhahahaaa!
Happiness is an attitude.
granted...
they're so impressed they decide to let you teach all their classes--like 50 classes a day. needless to say, you can't be in ten places at once.
i wish that all of the friends i invited will be able to come to my birthday party
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!
granted but
they tear down the house and bring the cops over..from all over the state just to stop the party :P
um....i cant really think of anything right now....:p i'm pretty happy right now...sorry to break the train! someone think of something! DX
That's so straight. No, seriously.
fine Ill make up a wish for
fine Ill make up a wish for you.
You wish you had more hugs.
Wish Granted! You get hugs from huge grizzly bears. They crush you to death. :(
I wish my comunity was alot safer.
Your community gets safer,
Your community gets safer, but only because they build a huge wall with a glass dome over the top and you can't leave your neighborhood.
I wish we were still in the 'can't keep our hands off each other' phase of our relationship.
- - - - - - - -
Grow tall sugarcane, eat that soil, drink the rain. But know that they'll chase you if you play their little games. So run, run fast, sugarcane.
granted!
but you really cant get your hands off each other! it's glued on each other!
has no wishes! :D
That's so straight. No, seriously.
I has a wish!
I wish that I didn't have to write this book report for the newspaper today...
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"When you can't walk you crawl, and when you can't do that you find someone to carry you" ~Firefly
granted...
but it's because you are unable to write and so your teachers make you voice record all your assignments instead. then your recorder breaks...
i wish i would fall in love with someone who falls for me too and isn't afraid to let me know.
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!
done. but then they tell you
done. but then they tell you ALL the time. every other sentence is them confessing their undying love for you. until they lose their voice and start creepy stalking you and showing their love in weird ways. like gathering you grubs for supper.
I wish...that i was never going to be broke and have no cash ever again.
- - - - - - - -
Grow tall sugarcane, eat that soil, drink the rain. But know that they'll chase you if you play their little games. So run, run fast, sugarcane.
granted
you are filthy rich but cant spend a dime...everytime you spend it the money vanishes from the place you spent it and reappears back in your possesion(i totally stole this idea from a book i kinda of remember reading XD)
someone wish foooooor meeeeee :)
That's so straight. No, seriously.
Yay! More wishage! You wish
Yay! More wishage!
You wish that you had longer hair.
Wish Granted! You have longer hair but its like rapunzle (or whatever that chicks name was) long and you can't even blush it. :( it turns into an ugly snarl.
I wish I had longer hair.
granted
but your hair wont stop growing no matter how much you cut it
i has no wish
That's so straight. No, seriously.
I'll wish...
I wish I knew a good wish...
"The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority." Margaret Chase Smith
granted...
but you wish for it so much it just kills you a little every day, and you waste away into nothing and people think you're a ghost or a skeleton so they try to exorcise you by burning you at the stake.
i wish i had 20/20 vision and didn't hafta wear freaking contacts all through the dry CO winter ><
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!
granted
you have perfect vision, no, you have x-ray vision
and you use it to consantly see through people's clothes
the CIA finds out about and kidnaps you
you'll never see your friends and family again
and they'll be left wondering where you went, without a trace
um....? someone wish for me?
That's so straight. No, seriously.
Granted!
Someone wishes for you. They wish you were never born.
I wish that I could beat the friggin' Leechgrave!!!! >.< Stupid Roxas is stupid.
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P.L.U.R.
Wish Granted! You beat
Wish Granted! You beat him... up. You get suspended and your parents yell at you. ouch.
I wish the girl I think I still like would call me and tell me that she feels the same.
granted...
she calls you and tells you she loves you. the reason for this confession? she's been kidnapped by her own family and held ransom, and the only person who has any chance of saving her is you. unfortunately, your parents think you're playing a joke on them and refuse to fork over the money or even let you call the police. they lock you in your room and you lose her forever.
i wish i could stop failing the tests in AP Euro--i feel like i know the material, so why can't i do better on the tests??
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!
granted
you ace every test, you do even better than ace it...you add things
that even your teacher didn't know and therefore she gets replaced
by you
i wish my brother wasn't such a little shit face
That's so straight. No, seriously.
grbbated...
your vrother is so perfect and kind that the family loves him so muvh that he gets control of the entire house and you are forced to live under the sink
i iwsh i wasnt so turned on all the time
without ferrets, this world would be hell in a a hamster cage
Why?
Why would you not want that? Maybe I'm just weird, but still...
"The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority." Margaret Chase Smith
granted...
you become an asexual amazonian slug. you get eaten by a sloth. toodle-oo!
i wish i had a day off where i didn't have to think about school or homework or anything bad or stressful.
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!