Because everyone loves French Class Girl.

Super Duck's picture

ROFL I JUST SAW FRENCH CLASS GIRL GO INTO A TANNING SALON! Enjoy your skin cancer, French Class Girl!

She would. Haha, she WOULD! Her car is really dirty. Also, she SUCKS at turning.

Today, she was mad because she made a D on her French test. I told her to stop being negative and that it was great that she passed, but she screamed, "UGH SUPER DUCK STOP TALKINGGGGG!"

And then she smiled at me and my grandma after school. She was very sad that Irritating Girl was not at school. She asked me where she was, and I said that Irritating Girl was absent, and she said, "But... She plays with my hair!" and then forced this other chick to do it.

I'm going to Louisiana on Friday. I have to meet my mom's boyfriend. French Class Girl will also be gone Friday. Guess where she is going! LOUISIANA. Eww, what if I saw her while I was there?

In other news, there is an annoying girl who always just barely beats me at grades. She used to bully me in middle school, but now we are kind of friends sometimes. The keyword there is "sometimes." Today, we started bitchslapping each other while yelling, "TAKE THAT, SOCIETY!" because eating raisins is her way of rebelling against the system. Uh... Yeah.

I hope I don't annoy you guys with my constant tales of French Class Girl. XD She's the only entertaining thing at school. Honestly, I don't know whether to give her a hug and tell her to come out already because it's okay to be gay or bitchslap her into next week because she is just that freaking stupid. I am going to be soooo bored when she moves! How should I make these next 2 months the most horribly annoying of her entire life?

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kuu2's picture

nope, i love it.

i love the tales!! they crack me up. and raisins arent against society they r more with it.

Life is easily complicated.

Super Duck's picture

Maybe I should compile all

Maybe I should compile all of the misadventures of French Class Girl into a book and sell it! I'd be rich! :D

According to that one girl, though, raisins are definitely rebellious because we were using them in an experiment for biology, and part of the instructions were to not eat the raisins, and then that girl ate some different raisins. Haha.

loreonpravus's picture

you should TOTALLY do that.

you should TOTALLY do that. that's be friggin' hilarious, dude!

Super Duck's picture

Wait, she likes reading...

Wait, she likes reading... What would I do if she somehow picked it up? D:

carmen143's picture

TAKE THAT SOCIETY!

I might have to steal that for a cool catch phrase. :)
<3 FLAME ON! <3