Attention, Wisconsin people!

Super Duck's picture

I don't know what you guys have possibly done wrong, but the universe has apparently selected you to recieve your very own French Class Girl in a couple months!

Yeah, she's moving. It actually kinda makes me sad. Between wanting to rip her guts out and wanting to beat some sense into her head, I actually kinda like having her around. Her stupidity brightens my day, which is definitely something I need these days.

I hope her new school has a GSA. That way, a whole group of people can help her stop denying things. She needs that...

Poor French Class Girl! She will have to go away from Irritating Girl! Aww, but they're a perfect match! They both have no fucking idea when to shut their ignorant mouths! Irritating Girl was absent today, so she hasn't heard yet. In her absence, French Class Girl forced this other chick to touch her hair. And she caught me laughing at her. She said something I didn't hear.

Awww, I'll miss her! She's like... your neighbor's horribly annoying little dog that constantly yaps, and you want to punch it in the face and yell, "STFU!" because you hate it, but you'd feel really bad if it died. Okay, that made more sense in my head.

Maybe she'll meet a girl as annoying and pimple-faced as Irritating Girl, except she shares her massive hair fetish, and they'll fall madly in love! :D

I actually intend to keep talking to her every once in a while. Everyone needs a healthy dose of stupid!

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lamb_da's picture

haha

i'm going to miss reading your rants about her
now i dont have something to halp take my mind off of stuffs...D:

That's so straight. No, seriously.

Super Duck's picture

Don't worry, she'll still be

Don't worry, she'll still be around until December! And I'm probably going to bother her over facebook every once in a while just to get some laughs.

tenmilestilts's picture

well make sure you keep

well make sure you keep giving us French Class Girl updates til she moves then, they always brighten my day. =D
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!

Super Duck's picture

Writing about her

Writing about her nincompoopery (<--- greatest word of all time) always brightens my day as well. 8D

tenmilestilts's picture

that is a pretty freaking

that is a pretty freaking awesome word =D
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!

Nanook's picture

But what if French class

But what if French class girl views YOU as French class girl? What if there's a sexuality-denier's site very similar to Oasis and she's named "Super Duck"there and she constantly refers to you as "French Class Girl"? And what if, at that alternative Oasis, they all have hair fetishes!

Yup, French Class Girl talks about you on an alternative Oasis site where they deny sexuality and they have hair fetishes.

Super Duck's picture

That comment made me laugh so ridiculously hard. XD

And at the Alternative Oasis For LGBT Hair Fetishists In Denial site, she uses this avatar:

Nanook's picture

I saw that avatar, except

I saw that avatar, except waffle style... What kind of alternate-Oasis uses that?