Okay, maybe I should clarify. This is extreme English nerd territory. And I am one, and I got it from my mom, so I don't know, maybe only we find it funny. ANd I know I probably should have put this under journal entry, but I wanted it to stay up for as long as people keep checking in on it and it's wanted, so I picked forum entry. But here goes: http://thenonist.com/index.php/thenonist/permalink/hot_library_smut/