queer quips...

jacjessen90's picture

have you ever heard a good gay joke...? please share it..and for the sakes of all higher powers...try to make them positive...?

jacjessen90's picture

i'll start...

if someone makes a promotional commertiel for lgbt rights, whold the promo, be pro- 'mo?

"look at him! i would die for him! i would kill for him! either way, what bliss!" ~gomez addams

ShowMeLove's picture

Haha

I like that! I've never heard it before, though.

Once upon a time I ripped the wings from my spine
But when I hide inside your eyes I still pretend that I can fly

TotalGeek42's picture

Continuing in the spirit of

Continuing in the spirit of will and grace (:P)

"We've lost our mojo.... or in our case, our homojo"

"Assets, what are our assets?"

"Well I've got a banana, and in a pinch you could put up some shelves..."

jacjessen90's picture

i love you!!!

you got it!!!
"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez addams

TotalGeek42's picture

Haha, only cuz that episode

Haha, only cuz that episode was on today. xD

"Assets, what are our assets?"

"Well I've got a banana, and in a pinch you could put up some shelves..."

jacjessen90's picture

ummm...which one?

that's in like every episode....
"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez addams

TotalGeek42's picture

Nah, it's not. It was in

Nah, it's not. It was in teh one with... well, I know it had to do with Jack making a commercial that's a promo for the gay network or someodd? *Shrugs*

"Assets, what are our assets?"

"Well I've got a banana, and in a pinch you could put up some shelves..."

jacjessen90's picture

i meant the one you said....

"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez addams

TotalGeek42's picture

Ohhhh. That one wasn't from

Ohhhh. That one wasn't from today. xD

It had to do with will and grace not being as good at conversation anymore and whatnot... I dunno, dun remember that much of it.

"Assets, what are our assets?"

"Well I've got a banana, and in a pinch you could put up some shelves..."

jacjessen90's picture

btw...

if they make a nersery rhyme that's pro-lgbt, is it a "fairy tale?"

"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez addams

ShowMeLove's picture

Hey...

Q: What is a Lesbian’s favorite gum ?

A: Chicklets

Heeheehee

Once upon a time I ripped the wings from my spine
But when I hide inside your eyes I still pretend that I can fly

jacjessen90's picture

on that note....

Q: Why don't lesbians cook much?
A: because they prefer to eat out...
(ps....don't try to top this...i've got some that are sooooo much worse...)
"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez addams

swimmerguy's picture

oh wow...

You guys have quite the lesbian jokes. Love it!

"The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority." Margaret Chase Smith

Zephyr's picture

To go along with the Will

To go along with the Will and Grace one. xDD
Grace: I just had a sex dream about Ang Lee.
Will: ... And how was it?
Grace: Kind of slow at first, but the scenery was amazing.

Yeah, probably my favorite Will and Grace one.
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Did you meet your fortune teller?
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Do it up, it's always stellar
---RHCP

jacjessen90's picture

ok.. for everyone on this site....i'm-a say this once, so listen

if i ever see any of you, i don't know weather i'd hit you or hug you...hit you for stealling my best lines, or hug you for making my day so brightly shine.....i love y'all....
"to live a day alone, only THAT would be torture! An hour without you, only THAT would be death!" ~gomez addams