Ok. Here's the deal: me and Terrabean were chatting on Facebook. And eventually we decided that anybody who hated vomit is a a sexual minority (aka LGBT, asexual, etc.), becase she hates it, I hate it, and our LGBT friends hate it. So yeah. Terrabean says it's part of the gay gene. What else do you believe is part of this gay gene?
Oh, nice question...
I was just thinking we would find out if anyone else here wan'ts to confirm our theory... but more theory's are cool too.
How about being downright awesome!!!
TerraBean
That is a common reported
That is a common reported side effect.
So...
So... straight people supposedly love vomit?
Eww, stupid straight people, lol.
No, the idea ran more along
No, the idea ran more along the lines that everyone is queer in some way.
Bizarre. I'm actually phobic
Bizarre. I'm actually phobic about vomit. Like, deathly afraid of producing it or seeing someone else's.
so you're Emetophobic? so
so you're Emetophobic?
so for those of you falling in love
keep it kind, keep it good, keep it right
throw yourself in the midst of danger
and keep one eye open at night.
--"Elephants" Rachel Yamagata
I would have guessed there
I would have guessed there was a word for it, but never bothered to look it up. Yep, definitely emetophobic.
To the point that sometimes I think I'd rather die than vomit. Phobias are so irrational. :S
And isn't everyone!
I sure as hell know I am.
Haha, evidence!
TerraBean
I would have to say that of
I would have to say that of all the bodily fluids (not going to list, you all have vivid imaginations I'm sure. xD) I think that vomit is the worst. Eww. I actually prefer to deal with blood than puke even if it's not my own blood. Thank god I don't want to work in the healthcare field.
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Oh, yeah, blood doesn't get me either
but vomit eewwwww. I actually have gotten better now because I have dogs that vomit sometimes, especially if they eat something they shouldn't, like a sock, or don't get fed soon enough, so they are hungry, so now I don't mind dog vomit in the least. But people vomit is still freaky. I can deal better now, as in I don't start freaking out and hyperventilating until after I am alone, and can watch movies where people vomit without having panic attacks.
TerraBean
See....
I think I'm really desensitized to a lot of things. Because of horror movies and....well horror movies. So puke doesn't really gross me out that much, it's just a fact of life. Blood doesn't bother me in the least, whereas my mom can't stand to see it. I'm not sure if being desensitized is a good thing or a bad...
Waittttt....so does this make me straight??? Oh nos! Dear god I'll to be anything but that!
Never fear! There are other
Never fear! There are other queer traits! Quick, think of one! Liking of moving images! That includes movies, which includes horror movies!
Hahaha
Okay, good. Cause honestly I wouldn't want to be straight it's too boring and I like girls too much XD
Once upon a time I ripped the wings from my spine
But when I hide inside your eyes I still pretend that I can fly
did you know.....
that the sound of vomiting is the most repulsive sound existant to a human being? yeah its true. no sound repulses the human brain more the pukeing dose
if you riase the banner of scotland, you raise the banner of freedom!
~willam wallace
There has to be other
There has to be other ones......... wait, where did you find this?
welll.....
of course other sounds repulse ppl! its just vomiting is the worst. my dad the doctor brought that home one day
if you riase the banner of scotland, you raise the banner of freedom!
~willam wallace
yeah i can't clean up when
yeah i can't clean up when my cat pukes...i swear she's bulimic, she eats lint and crap and then she pukes and i hafta call my mom to clean it up cuz i gag when i try to. and whenever someboy pukes around me i hafta hold my breath and turn away and like count backwards in my head or whatever. it's pretty bad.
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!
ew
oh god no, my stomach is so weak, cannot stand it.
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Going up she goes up she goes
Balance yourself like a bird on a beam
In the air she goes there she goes
Up, up, a little bit higher
Oh, my, the moon is on fire
Good-by
I sure as hell don't dig it.
I gotta deal with it, though. If Sable eats too fast, he hurls. (Cat) One morning I also had to clean up three hairballs. Such is life with 5 pussies. I don't think it's a gay thing to dislike vomit. I think being drawn to puke is a bit demented.
You have 5 pussies?
You have 5 pussies?
hey, can we say "cats" or
hey, can we say "cats" or "kitties" please? it doesn't take much to stick my mind in the gutter...
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!
But it's fun to say
But it's fun to say pussies..... :)
fine, I'll stop.
PUSSY GALORE! XD ha ha ha heeee... oh, James Bond.
Wow people!!
Hehe, this makes me think of the time that my one friend who is hella innocent (her mind has never even touched the gutter) was asking me what she could get me for my birthday, and I suggested one of the sick T-shirts on cafepress's section for lgbt... then I had to forcefully remind her that she shouldn't dare get any shirt that had a cat on it, because, no matter how cute it looked, it did not mean what she thought it did.
TerraBean
rotflmao...omg that's so
rotflmao...omg that's so great! i don't have any innocent friends, if they were when they met me they aren't anymore. enough "that's what (s)he said" jokes and well-placed giggles take care of it pretty well. XD
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!
Indeed... :))
Indeed... :))
Aww... its a joke!!!
I definitely think animals help you get over it.
TerraBean
...mine don't... my mom
...mine don't...
my mom always tells me when i have kids i'll get over it quick. i'm like, i'll just let significant other deal with it.
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Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!
Aww fine, destroy my theory...
anyway my mom got tired of having me shriek like a maniac at odd hours of the night when my dog threw up... I used to refuse to come down from my bed. Now I am over dog vomit, because i started to feel bad for waking up my mother, but didn't want to sleep with dog vomit in my room, so I just started cleaning it up.
TerraBean
Very resourceful, Terrabean
Very resourceful, Terrabean :)