It's Not My Fault My Pants Fell Off!!

12 June, 2009 - 7:21am — bulldyke

that's what she said.

don't ask, it makes sense.

went to wolf's graduation today....am really proud of her, but GOD it was boring!!!!

two highlights: i saw Ms. M for hte first time in a few years, but only for about 30 seconds, AND wolf got a $1000 rotary scholarship!!!! how fucking amazing is that??

in other news....J and i were talking, and i think i'm going to get my eyebrow pierced while i'm there, along wtih getting my tat. not at the same time, mind you!!

but yeah...that's my day.

i'm so looking forward to what my life is going to be in australia...what i'm going to make it into once i move out. i know it wont' be easy, but i can't wait for this next chapter of my life.

she makes me feel so special, so loved, so important. and she loves me so, so well.

"you're everything i need and more/it's written all over your face/baby i can see your halo/and know it's my saving grace"

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12 June, 2009 - 8:36am — jeff

Hmm...

I think proper usage is you say "That's what she said" to what someone else says OR to something you say accidentally. Don't think you can write something that's a double entendre, and then use it.

Since you're the grammar queen on here (although I think you gave up the tiara after that first post), I'm calling foul.

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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis

12 June, 2009 - 9:54am — bulldyke

actually, if you wish to be

actually, if you wish to be grammaricly correct, "it's not my fault my pants fell off" IS what she said...she being a specific person, not simply a pronoun used in a catchphrase.

that is "it's not my fault," she said "that my pants fell off." would also be correct (and yes, i knwo that i used that period improperly, it's 1 in the morning, i'm half asleep, and i don't feel like figuring out what punctuation would be proper.

and i don't want a tiara. i don't even want a badge. i just am no longer reading anything that i can't decipher because of bad grammar or painful misspellings.

Bulldyke
to see a world in a grain of sand
and a heaven in a wild flower
hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour
~William Blake

12 June, 2009 - 10:18pm — Sykes

Soooo...

basically you don't pay attention to any posts anymore? lol.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm screaming on the inside,
but I don't care 'cuz I'm laughing on the outside.

So don't you worry about me, I'll be fine,
as long as I have my music and ryme

13 June, 2009 - 1:09am — bulldyke

did i say that? noooo, i

did i say that?

noooo, i didn't say that! i said i only read the ones i can't decipher!

Bulldyke
to see a world in a grain of sand
and a heaven in a wild flower
hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour
~William Blake