
Insecurity Un. We've been going out for a couple of weeks and now everyone wants to flirt with her. Madness!
-There's bird girl. Who uses cheesy pickup lines to flirt. Shes okay. Just keep away from my girl!
-Ruth. Who "wishes she was her gf". That irks me mucho.
-Colton. Less of a problem. He's a guy. He knows we're gay. Light hearted flirting. No big.
-Ellis. Little mentally retarded. He touches her. Any further and i will break.his.fingers. At the moment, i can let it slide.
I'll fight for my girl, because i care about her. But damn. Who's next?! Problem not solved
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You don't have to worry
You don't have to worry about Bird Girl. Lol that nickname is so funny and you aren't the first one to say that she has that kind of nose, she hates it. But I digress.
You know that she cares about you immensely, so I don't think you should really care. I mean they aren't a threat to you and her breaking up. So why worry about it? I mean Ellis is mentally retarded and hits on everything with a pulse, even some guys even though I'm really pretty sure he's straight. I just don't know that he's entending on doing so.
You have me to bitch to about these matters. lol I find it funny, but I have totally been in your position so I know how much it sucks.
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