Discussing Dildos With My Mom

7 May, 2009 - 2:41am — bulldyke

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay, so i was joking around with my mom, and said "can i ask you a question?" and she goes "sure, honey, you can ask me anything" in a joking, overly sweet, blah blah blah way.

so i start laughing, and go "ya know, mom, one day you're going to say that, and i'm going to ask your advice on dildo sizes!"

and she and my dad (who was in the room) start laughing, kinda nervously, and my mom (swear to GOD) says "why would you be asking that? do you even know what a dildo is?"

and i'm like MOM!!!! I'M A LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!

no, actually, i said "duh, do YOU??"

like, she seriously DOES NOT GET IT.

at this point, my dad was BRIGHT red, and says to us "ya know, if you wanted to take this conversation ELSEWHERE, that'd be PERFECTLY okay!"

haha, THAT is the new definition for AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS WITH YOUR PARENTS.

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7 May, 2009 - 3:01am — Riku

Haha...

Once my trans friend and I started talking about clitoris size on T and masturbating with my dad in the car. XD We didn't go into detail or anything but my dad was pretty embarrassed.

See, I've got this uncanny ability to talk about anything with my friends no matter who is in earshot. It's awful.

7 May, 2009 - 5:06am — jeff

That first sentence...

can easily be read the wrong way. I hope.
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7 May, 2009 - 2:12pm — Riku

...What?

No we were in the car -just talking- while my dad was driving. My friend asked me a bunch of questions about those things and I answered some of them. :P

Also, I had to re-read that five times to figure out what you meant.

7 May, 2009 - 7:59pm — Zephyr

LMAO- I didn't catch it the first time either because I have the amazing ability to know what people mean and I tend to read that instead of reading what is actually there. But that just made my day. *love*

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7 May, 2009 - 3:01am — jmy

hahahahahaha. Oh my. Thats

hahahahahaha. Oh my. Thats great :)

8 May, 2009 - 4:48am — Fiona Rosge

hm haha

Heres me and my lack of knowlege and I know a the first part but I'm gunna ask anyway and HOPE that I'm right and just didn't know the term. So hey Riku...what was that your were talking about exactly? : D if you really don't want to you don't have to explane or you could just pm me or whatever. Like I said I'm pretty sure I already know and its just the term I'm confused about..but I want to be sure.
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8 May, 2009 - 5:02am — Riku

I'm not sure what you're

I'm not sure what you're asking... ^^;

8 May, 2009 - 8:33am — jeff

probably...

if T means testosterone?

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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis