which is a more epic murder?

a cat going SPLODE in the microwave
43% (3 votes)
or a cat getting squisdafied by a fat kid falling on it
43% (3 votes)
OR a cat being blown up with firecrackers?
14% (1 vote)
Total votes: 7

Comments

Sykes's picture

didn't pick yet b/c I'm not

didn't pick yet b/c I'm not sure if I want to choose the microwave or firecrackers. What is this about?...
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Peregrine's picture

cuz one of my frineds claims

cuz one of my frineds claims to have blown a cat up in a microwave, and my mom's dad's half-brother squishdafied the cat one winter long ago, and i was wondering what the last one would look like...

"Love is patient. Love is kind." I will wait for you and I to be together. I will wait untill the end of the earth if I must!

music is life's picture

I chose the cat getting

I chose the cat getting squished by the fat kid cuz thats just hilarious

Strawberry-chan's picture

But...

Don't hurt the kitties!
I like cats.
: p

Riku's picture

OTHER

BANG BANG Maxwell's sliver hammer came down upon her head. Clang clang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead!

So yeah, I choose death by silver hammer.

I have NOT been listening to the Beatles too much. I don't know what you're talking about. >_>