
So I play softball. And apparently there is this rule that everyone in softball knows about.. If you wear a ribbon in your hair you are straight and if you don't you are a dyke.
I think I'm going to buy a rainbow ribbon and wear it. :)
Speaking of rainbows my dad wants me to take my rainbow sticker off of my car still and I'm not going too.
I'm staying at my friends Lee's house tomorrow but my dad thinks I'm staying at another friends house. Ya. He's a guy and a big homo too. I asked last weekend if I could stay at his house and my dad said no so I'm just lying now. Oh well. We're going to Starbucks! I'm so excited!! We're going to one on a college campus so hopefully there's gonna be hot girls there too. I'm going to buy a million drinks. Yes, I'm a binge Starbucks drinker. The closest one is 45mins aways so I stock up when I can.
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Whoooo, subvert the system!
Whoooo, subvert the system! That's a great convention. (Wait, doesn't playing softball mean that you're gay...?)
Also, sorry, but I think it's maaaaad funny that you're so excited over Starbucks, when over here you can't walk a block without running into one... Enjoy though. XD
Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader
Haha
I'm the only gay person on my team that I know of.. I wish that every girl that played softball was gay, that would make my life easier and more enjoyable. Playing softball is really the only stereotype that I fit in so oh well.
And living in a small town in the midwest does that to you. I know for a fact that a bunch of people were I live don't know what a Starbucks even is. :/ I feel sorry for them. lol
I hear every single female
I hear every single female rugby player is gay... (Or so my friend as Wesleyan tells me...) Maybe that should be your new sport.
Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader
I know how that is
on our college campus theres a million starbucks, its actually kinda annoying cause i would like a milkshake everyonce in a while but you have to drive like 30mintues to reach a DQ or a mcdolands. I love softball I guess the ribon thing is true now that I think about it. I played softball for 11 years and I played on travling teams and all the girls that I knew where gay never had ribons in their hair. What postion do you play I played third and left field. Plus you know what they say about softball players haha my entire softball team in college is gay or so I've heard and seen.
Starbucks can suck my big
Starbucks can suck my big fat wang. If it weren't such a pompus over-priced coffee franchise, I would be aye-oh-kay with it. But, considering the mere fact that starbucks occur next to each other or across each other, I tend to refrain from drinking their murky-ambrosia.
Instead, I usually opt for the local coffee shops. Like Radio Bean in Burlington XD. It's like Starbucks, except indie. It's got live performers and it's SO hip. Or there's Dobra Tea House. It's filled with TONS of crunchy organics, but I LOVE IT. Although they don't sell coffee. Instead, they sell the next best thing: mate.
Om Nom Nom Nom. ; ]