So I've got this friend who's about two years older than me, sort of stunningly competent at everything, and is basically an older brother to me, of the rather gruff, tough-love variety. He's also leaps and bounds more sexually experienced than me (especially considering my sexual experience is... well, zero), and is very sex-positive and is sort of sex-mentor to me (in no explicit way, he just is always encouraging me to get some, and like, sends me all this pretty erotica).

WELL.

Last night I had a really strange dream which I don't remember nearly all of (I slept very deeply for about 10 hours, it was awesome), but definitely one part of it was: I told this friend I was very curious to see what it looked like when guys got off, or something like that, and asked if I could see him do it. And so he said sure, took off his pants and laid down on the floor... And at first his dick was tiiiiiiny, like baby-size penis, but soon (as he was presumably "getting hard," he grew to about 2.5 ft. and became really thin. And it was just... the weirdest shit ever. I think my dream self left the room and didn't see him come, which my dream self was slightly groggily disappointed about. And some stuff happened that I don't quite remember when I got back in, but it cumlinated in him offering to give me a hand-job. (Huh, it's not actually called a "hand-job" for women, is it? I guess it'd be "fingering," but in my dream he definitely offered me a "hand-job" xD ) And so (I feel like we were in some random club, off in a corner) he, er... started fingering me. Sort of. It was WEIRD. And I remember feeling really self-conscious about my underwear, which was very dorky (and actually the same pair of underwear that I was wearing in, er, real life). The funny bit is, I think in my dream I actually came and it felt good, which is strange because usually I get no sort of resolution in sex dreams. Daaaamn. So basically, this dream was weird as fuck. And I don't have sexual feelings for this friend, as far as I know, but... but still, holy fuck, WEIRD. And vaguely incestuous. And have I mentioned WEIRD?