Am I A "Bad" Lesbian?

bulldyke's picture

i love melissa...i adore the indigo girls...don't get me started on kd lang....and rachel gives me the giggles.

but i just can't get behind ellen! i really just...don't like her! i don't like her humor, i don't get excited about her and her wife (and was actually forced to watch their wedding thing by a friend...guh), she just...doesn't do anything for me!

i mean, i'm totally supportive of the whole "out and proud lesbian makes the big time" but...i really don't like her.

am i a bad lesbian? :P

BD

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jmy's picture

Yes you are a terrible

Yes you are a terrible lesbian...

bulldyke's picture

but i'm very good

but i'm very good at....certain lesbian activities, wouldn't you say? ;)

Bulldyke
to see a world in a grain of sand
and a heaven in a wild flower
hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour

~William Blake

jeff's picture

Err...

How would she know?

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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis

bulldyke's picture

you should know better than

you should know better than to ask questions you DON'T want the answers to, jeff. :P

Bulldyke
to see a world in a grain of sand
and a heaven in a wild flower
hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour

~William Blake

jeff's picture

Eh...

You're in California. She's in Australia. So, yeah, there is voice, there is text, there is video... but no sex.

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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis

bulldyke's picture

shhh..... we are lesbians.

shhh.....

we are lesbians. we have our secret ways....

Bulldyke
to see a world in a grain of sand
and a heaven in a wild flower
hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour

~William Blake

Tophat's picture

lesbo spiritsex. i cant

lesbo spiritsex.

i cant reveal its secret, but it invoves vibrators and cow tongues.

Puttin' on the ritz.

Riku's picture

Yes.

You are a horrible lesbian, you should be ashamed of yourself. :P

dykehalo's picture

I think im gunna have to

I think im gunna have to take you Lesbian card away.... sorry, yo suck as a lesbian
~~~Fear is only a verb if you let it be.. don't you dare let go of my hand~~~

starsxfallxup's picture

she wasn't out and proud

she wasn't out and proud before she made the big time. well she was, but not to the world. just her friends and stuff and people in the industry just sort of knew and accepted. but she officially 'came out' to america in that one episode of her sitcom. yep.

jeff's picture

Nope...

Oasis existed while she was still closeted, even mentioned Ellen being closeted, etc: http://www.oasisjournals.com/Issues/9704/cover.html

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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis

Sykes's picture

Um...

You're entitled to your opinion. Although I absolutely adore her, others, even supportive ones, don't have to like her.
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Peregrine's picture

i really think your opinion

i really think your opinion is valid for you. i have no opinion on Ellen.

"Love is patient. Love is kind." I will wait for you and I to be together. I will wait untill the end of the earth if I must!

underdarkness's picture

Personally, I find Ellen to

Personally, I find Ellen to be annoying.

Her humor isn't so much over the top as it is totally off the mark. I can see why some people find her funny though, I just think that she tries too hard.

Some of her old stand-up is really funny though, but I think that the humor on her talk show is kind of phoned in.

I love what she does for LGBT awareness though. She's sort of the lesbian poster girl for mainstream America. I mean, without Ellen who would we have? Tila Tequila?

But don't fret. I'm a pretty terrible lesbian too. I mean, I'm a gay man so I guess that makes me a bad lesbian.

5thstory's picture

Shame on you dear, you're

Shame on you dear, you're not a good lesbian. Actually, you need to stop being a lesbian! You're a disgrace to lesbians. :P Just kidding... not liking Ellen does not make you a bad lesbian, it just makes you... someone who doesn't like Ellen.

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

Tophat's picture

i luv ellen! im a good

i luv ellen!

im a good lesbo! yessss! ... wait...

Puttin' on the ritz.

Peregrine's picture

but aren't you a guy? "You

but aren't you a guy?

"You can’t breathe until you choke.
You gotta laugh when you’re the joke.
There’s nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive!"

Tophat's picture

that's the joke,

that's the joke, darling.

Puttin' on the ritz.