THE DRUMMER BOY MUST DIE

16 March, 2009 - 3:20am — bulldyke

i have a migrane. i've had the fucker all day.

i just took my meds, but they haven't kicked in yet.

AND THE FUCKER WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR JUST STARTED FUCKING DRUMMING!!!!!!

what the hell have i done to deserve this???? it's TORTURE. it's bad enough that i feel like i have an icepick stuck just above my left eye, now i have to have badly timed pounding, too?

i mean, seriously!! WTF?????? WHY ME????

gah!!!!!!!

the drummer boy must die.

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16 March, 2009 - 5:12am — hellonwheels

damn...

sorry to hear that. hope youre feelin better.

Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane, i'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train- the ozzman

16 March, 2009 - 5:16am — Lehcure

wellll...murder would mean jail..and that would mean not getting to talk to jmy much :( ..but...if you know a few people..who might happen to know an ...assassin...hitman, per se, then ...well..you know where I'm going with this.
bada bing.
no more drummer boy.
just sayin'

anyways,
I reallyreallyreally hope your head feels better by now....since you did post this a bit earlier than now.

16 March, 2009 - 6:07am — bulldyke

haha, always so practical,

haha, always so practical, lehcure. :P you wouldn't happen to be able to hook me up with any of these people who might know people who might know a hitman? :D

Bulldyke
"I'm kissing you through the bars of this rhyme/When Julie, I'd do the stars with you anytime/Ah, Juliet" ~Indigo Girls, Romeo and Juliet

16 March, 2009 - 7:33am — toreador_18

Ooh! I'm for hire!

I'll just break into his house and place a capsule full of pure, frozen(i.e. desensitized) nitroglycerin in his kick drum. Once the substance thaws, it'll be destabilized and the slightest tap on the drum head will cause it to detonate! Done! Ha! Who's a evil genius?!

16 March, 2009 - 7:32am — kaj

I've been looking for a

I've been looking for a drummer. Can you send him my way?