The Dreaded Lesbian Ex Inquisision

31 March, 2009 - 11:46am — bulldyke

oh yes, i just talked to The Ex!

it wasn't so bad, really. haha, okay, okay, it was!

but she's been being a dickhead to J, and me being territorial, hurt-my-girl-in-any-way-and-you'll-lose-your-life me, i had to do something about it.

and ya know? if things were different, i might've been her friend.

AND i managed to press like, a MILLION of her buttons, so yay me! in fact, i pissed her off so much, she logged of and said to A "i fucking hate women." :D ex: 0, dyke: 1

she did give me the DLXI, asked me a million questions about if i really love J, and how much do i know about her, and if i thought i'd be wtih her forever. guh.

lol, but her big threat? "if you hurt her, i'll be very, very unhappy wiht you." really? i'm shaking in my boots.

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31 March, 2009 - 11:49am — jmy

hahaha.oh yeah. N is wayyy

hahaha.oh yeah. N is wayyy scary :)

It is thyself, mine own self's better part;
Mine eye's clear eye, my dear heart's dearer heart;
My food, my fortune, and my sweet hope's aim,
My sole earth's heaven, and my heaven's claim.
-William Shakespeare, The Comedy Of Errors

31 March, 2009 - 9:28pm — Sykes

+1 for BD!!!

I love being a prick at times. Not exactly the best thing to do, but my friends know that I'm joking around when I do so. Certain people, on the other hand, I just h8.
Anyway, GO BULLDYKE!!!

(p.s.- does anyone know if the header tag is allowed in posts? i don't see
in the allowed tags list)
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"I've got a remedy I've counted on before. Goin' with the cure that's never failed me. What you call a disease, I call a remedy and what you're callin' a cause I call a cure." -Mighty Mighty Bosstones

31 March, 2009 - 11:11pm — ShowMeLove

Good job on pushing the

Good job on pushing the buttons of your ex. People that are being a horses ass deserve that :D

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Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things. Some shall be pardoned, some punished. Never was a story of more regret than this of Juliet and her fair Juliet.

31 March, 2009 - 11:26pm — bulldyke

haha, definitly. :P not my

haha, definitly. :P not my ex, though, it's J's. :D makes it even more fun.

Bulldyke
to see a world in a grain of sand
and a heaven in a wild flower
hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour
~William Blake

1 April, 2009 - 1:05am — jeff

Err...

If she's an ex, why is she involved, and who cares what she thinks?

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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis

1 April, 2009 - 2:33am — bulldyke

unlike gay men and straight

unlike gay men and straight people, lesbians have a tendency to stay in touch and attempt to be friends with their exs (myself most emphaticly included). therefore, we allow them to butt into our lives....and she was butting into jmy's more than jmy wanted, so i offered to stick my nose into it.

don't worry, jeffy *pats head* it's a lezzie thing....you wouldn't understand. :P

Bulldyke
to see a world in a grain of sand
and a heaven in a wild flower
hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour
~William Blake

1 April, 2009 - 4:34am — Sykes

Wait?... I do, but I'm a

Wait?... I do, but I'm a guy... Whatev I was raised in a house with mostly women and live with 2 rite now.
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"I've got a remedy I've counted on before. Goin' with the cure that's never failed me. What you call a disease, I call a remedy and what you're callin' a cause I call a cure." -Mighty Mighty Bosstones

1 April, 2009 - 4:46am — l.enigma_ambulante

I've stayed (or tried) to

I've stayed (or tried) to stay friends with all my exes.. only one has really stuck around. He's also one of my best friends. =]
I think girls are just bitches, though.. and I realize that I myself am a girl, but it's true.. I think we're more hard on our exes than we realize lol.
Good job, though. Haha! Way to stick it to her. =D