Oh Lordy, as though the world weren't fucked up enough...
Okay, so if the world weren't fucked up enough a group called the Passion for Christ Movement has released a new line of t-shirts that proclaim how much of a sinner you are. Or were.
These fun anti-sin t-shirts come in seven delicious flavors. There's EX-Masturbator, EX-Fornicator, EX-Diva, EX-Slave (slave to your desires, that is), EX-Atheist, EX-Hypocrite and (you guessed it) EX-Homosexual. Huzzahs are in order for the new Scarlet Letter of 2009.
Let's see now. The EX-Masturbator became a Fornicator. The EX-Fornicator became a chronic masturbator. The EX-Diva became a stripper. The EX-Slave became a serial killer. The EX-Atheist converted to Islam. The EX-Hypocrite came out of the closet. The EX-Homosexual went back in the closet and became a hypocrite....? Damn, they need to come out with more flavors. Can I wear them all at the same time?
At least the t-shirts are soft and 100% cotton for the active Leviticus reader.
If your interest has been piqued, check it. http://p4cm.com/p4cm/store/launch
Watch the video, it's the best thing ever. NOT MASTURBATING IS COOL!!!
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wow thanks I honestly got
wow thanks I honestly got quite a laugh out of that
Um...
Do they have "Ex-Creed Fan"?
Just kidding, all you Creed fans.
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There probably should be. We
There probably should be. We all know how satanic Creed is.
haha why would you wear one
haha why would you wear one of them, seriouslty.
It is thyself, mine own self's better part;
Mine eye's clear eye, my dear heart's dearer heart;
My food, my fortune, and my sweet hope's aim,
My sole earth's heaven, and my heaven's claim.
-William Shakespeare, The Comedy Of Errors
My own
My own line:
"Ex-Faggot
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Your love is poison,
Arsenic,
and I wanna drink it all
meow
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
XD I just find the whole
XD
I just find the whole concept hilarious.
This is one of those things I just can't manage to take seriously for the life of me.
Do they make custom ones?
*falls on floor laughing*
I think so. On the website
I think so. On the website there was one that said "EX-Pimp" that I only saw on one person. A few others were like that.
hahahahahahhahahahahaha Ex-Ex-Homosexual for me
wow this really made my day XD
Do you really think it is weakness that yields to temptation? I tell you that there are terrible temptations which it requires strength, strength and courage to yield to.
I want one! Do they come in
I want one! Do they come in different colors? Lol.
how about an
how about an ex-ex-homosexual for me??
or, ex-heterosexual :P
haha, it reminds me of thist t-shirt i got made a few years ago, from a quote from the SF chron of all places...
"I am Heterosexually Disinclined" :P kinda off topic, but hella funny!!
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I used to actually LIKE some of the spoken-word poetry they did
I actually used to LIKE some of the spoken word poetry they did (because that's what P4CM also does, spoken-word poetry performances based on Christianity) However, I refuse to listen to any of it now because I recently too found out about their "ex-homosexual" shirts. I saw a bit of a testimony on their Youtube page from some woman who has dubbed herself "the Ex-Homosexual" and she even has her own myspace page using that moniker. It really makes me sick. I wish I could just laugh at ignorance like that, but I'm not at that place in life yet where I CAN do that...it's A WEIRD WORLD OUT DERE PEEPZ DATS FOR SHO'!
Do they perform slam poetry?
Do they perform slam poetry?
I think so...
I'm not too familar with that term, underdarkness, but I recently have come aquainted with it and I do believe they perform slam poetry, yes. Look up Passion 4 Christ Movement on youtube, they have some stuff on there (just ignore the "ex homosexual" bullshit, though. I'm SURE there's lots.)
Slam is wonderful. Those
Slam is wonderful. Those shirts, however, make me cringe. I think it's kind of hilarious, actually. I sort of want one to wear to school...
Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader
Wow...
I tried watching that video, and I think my head exploded halfway through...
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"When you can't walk you crawl, and when you can't do that you find someone to carry you" ~Firefly
Heh...
If we ever get a store on here, we could make "Ex-Heterosexual" ones.
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Hahah!
Good idea, jeff :-P
Definitely. A shirt that
Definitely. A shirt that just says "Homosexual" would be funny too.