I'M A JOCK
AHA
For the whole week, I get to play a jock in a play for the student-led chapel that happens twice a year...
I'm wearing a triathlon one-piece swimsuit to flaunt my sexy body
I get to make grunting noises
I suddenly run into chapel with gangster music playing, screaming 'I LOVE POWER TOOLS!'
I do weights on stage in front of everyone to show off my rippling muscles
I do and count press ups on stage ("ONE, TWO... FIVE HUNDRED AND ONE, ONE THOUSAND... SEVEN MILLION!")
I get to call a 'real jock' queer
We get to do some intense chest bumping and arse slapping with each other
Everything about me simply smells of man
In case you guys don't get it, I'm probably the furthest thing from a jock. And my whole year knows I'm gay, so the whole thing is meant to be extremely hilarious.. so please laugh... so not all my dignity will have been lost in vain...
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well, if you
well, if you insist...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this sounds AWESOME!!!!!!!!! and TOTALLY fucking hilarious!!!!!!
have a blast!!!
Bulldyke
"As my mother always said, there's nothing that says 'stay out of my airspace' quite like a couple of F-18s." ~Rachel Maddow
Lol, I cannot tell if you're
Lol, I cannot tell if you're being sarcastic. But I will definitely have a blast. In fact I've done it for two days already. Absolutely love the attention... and the shameful awkward humiliating moments that are simply priceless in high school.
lol, no sarcasm. :P it DOES
lol, no sarcasm. :P it DOES sound fucking hilarious. :D doing satire about jocks is ALWAYS funny in my book, lol
Bulldyke
"As my mother always said, there's nothing that says 'stay out of my airspace' quite like a couple of F-18s." ~Rachel Maddow
Heh
That's pretty awesome right there. :)
Have fun with that.
That sounds HLARIOUS! It
That sounds HLARIOUS! It sounds like a lot of fun to do. Its pretty frickin amazing/awesome!
omg that seriously sounds
omg that seriously sounds like so much freakin fun!!! I'd love to do something like that!!!