sometimes I muse too much
I've been thinking, lately, about what I'd wish for if I found a genie in a bottle.
I would only have two wishes, because the first wish would be "I wish for you to grant my wishes exactly the way I want you to, without doing any of that weird Monkey's Paw shit." That way I wouldn't accidentally die or anything.
Then I was thinking I'd wish to never ever ever get a stuffy nose again.
I'm not sure what the third wish would be. A sense of pitch? A life without belly fat? A lifetime supply of Def Poetry?
maybe I'd just wish to see her one more time...
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Well obviously if the genie
Well obviously if the genie will grant your wishes exactly the way you want them, you should ask for x more wishes.
And now I can't hear 'genie in a bottle' without thinking of the crazy awesome bit in the live recording of Hey Rose where Girlyman bursts into that...
Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader
no, no no, everybody knows
no, no no, everybody knows there are three things genies can't do:
1. Raise the dead.
2. Make world peace.
and 3. grant more wishes.
Once i heard the ACTUAL genie in a bottle on the radio, and thought it was wrong because I'd only ever heard the girlyman version.
Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?
If I found a genie in a
If I found a genie in a bottle.
Okay first I'd wish that the genie wouldn't do that thing where they look for loopholes and make me generally unhappy with what I get. None of that crap... Which is basically what you said actually, but it's a brilliant plan.
Then I'd wish for medical technology to advance to the point where people can grow organs, like kidneys, livers, hearts, penises, or a reasonable price. Heh. That way, I'd get some functional male bits, and plus, everyone else gets organs too. ORGANS FOR EVERYONE! YEAH! How awesome is that?
And then.. I don't know what. Maybe for a humidifier that WORKS. That'd be flippin' fantastic.
the company will be called
the company will be called geneco, and if you miss a payment on your organ, the repo man comes and repossesses it. violently. the repo man is Anthony Stewart Head.
www.repo-opera.com
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Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?