and you don't?! lolz! of course i do! according to wantsout's little thing about kisses, and concidering my thing for ears (no, that's not what it sounds like), i'm perminantly horny! lol
Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."
i found a cure for being horny...go into a sex shop...you'll not want sex for about....an hour.
and by the way...what is it with you sex speed demons? it's not about getting there fast...it's about getting there good! and enjoying the ride!most especially when jerking off...after all who knows how to please you better than yourself.
You need to be 18 to go into a sex shop, so not sure how many people can use this advice. But I'm in the gay neighborhood here, so my apartment is equidistant between two sex clubs, and many sex shops, heh.
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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis
adam, you may very well be the world master of fucking other men, but I am the king of self pleasurement. i do it fast, i do it slow, i do it all night long.
and if i could GET to a sex shop, i might try that! but i live in the ass end of no where, so all i have is the internetz to please me.
Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."
yeh you carpet muncher! asses are wonderful things
do you seriously have to be over 18 to get into a sex shop? DO YOU HAVE ANY FUN IN THE UNITED STATES?! fuck me dead! (please)
jeff can i come live with you??? WOHO WHAT A KICKASS LOCATION!
and BD, nah ah! i'm waay awesome at jerking off i've been doing it since i was like 5....and im the fucking queen! WRAR!!!!!!!
I've had this testosterone in me for a few days now... But I haven't really thought about sex at all, except for in the context of wondering why I haven't. I was much worse before the shot, it's kind of amusing. I wonder how long this'll last.
don't worry sweetie...the testosterone will set soon and u'll discover the secret to man's wisdon...we actually have two minds...a head one...and a cock one...
lucky lucky girl
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haha, you always have sex on
haha, you always have sex on your mind!
and you don't?! lolz! of
and you don't?! lolz! of course i do! according to wantsout's little thing about kisses, and concidering my thing for ears (no, that's not what it sounds like), i'm perminantly horny! lol
Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."
hey! i dont think about sex
hey! i dont think about sex all of the time,
jusy like um...
i dunno... 79.6% of the time.
hey!
i found a cure for being horny...go into a sex shop...you'll not want sex for about....an hour.
and by the way...what is it with you sex speed demons? it's not about getting there fast...it's about getting there good! and enjoying the ride!most especially when jerking off...after all who knows how to please you better than yourself.
in the US...
You need to be 18 to go into a sex shop, so not sure how many people can use this advice. But I'm in the gay neighborhood here, so my apartment is equidistant between two sex clubs, and many sex shops, heh.
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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis
adam, you may very well be
adam, you may very well be the world master of fucking other men, but I am the king of self pleasurement. i do it fast, i do it slow, i do it all night long.
and if i could GET to a sex shop, i might try that! but i live in the ass end of no where, so all i have is the internetz to please me.
Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."
Umm...
Gay site, please don't reference the ass in a derogatory way.
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"People who are happy are slugs... They do not move the human race forward."
-- Camille Paglia, on Oasis
meow
yeh you carpet muncher! asses are wonderful things
do you seriously have to be over 18 to get into a sex shop? DO YOU HAVE ANY FUN IN THE UNITED STATES?! fuck me dead! (please)
jeff can i come live with you??? WOHO WHAT A KICKASS LOCATION!
and BD, nah ah! i'm waay awesome at jerking off i've been doing it since i was like 5....and im the fucking queen! WRAR!!!!!!!
This entire site has gone
This entire site has gone utterly mad. At least it's in a good way today. Please let it be awhile before the pendulum swings again!!!!!
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it was like, 5 in the
it was like, 5 in the morning!!! lol
and yeah, we're totally nuts. and apparently, i'm good fantasy material. :P
Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."
You know...
I've had this testosterone in me for a few days now... But I haven't really thought about sex at all, except for in the context of wondering why I haven't. I was much worse before the shot, it's kind of amusing. I wonder how long this'll last.
meow
don't worry sweetie...the testosterone will set soon and u'll discover the secret to man's wisdon...we actually have two minds...a head one...and a cock one...
lucky lucky girl
hey, he's not a girl,
hey, he's not a girl, adam!
take that off my journal, please.
Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."
meow
take ur top off and i'll consider it
riku: didn't mean to offend? sorry if i did
i'm topless and braless.
i'm topless and braless. now take your comment off.
Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."