meow
a song for timmeh!
some of you know my little song so feel free as always to join in and add some lines if you're clever
TIME FOR THE BEASTIALITY SONG!!!
beastiality's great! beastiality's great!
stick u'r log in a dog, stick u'r log in a dog
beastiality's great! beastiality's great!
stick u'r cock in a crock, stick u'r cock in crock
beastiality's great! beastiality's great!
stick u'r wire in a tiger, stick u'r wire in a tiger
beastiality's great! beastiality's great!
stick u'r trunk in a skunk, stick u'r trunk in a skunk
beastiality's great! beastiality's great!
stick u'r wang in a 'tang, stick u'r wang in a 'tang
beastiality's great! beastiality's great!
stick u'r spunky in a monkey, stick u'r spunky in a monkey
beastiality's great! beastiality's great!
stick u'r tool in a bull, stick u'r took in a bull
beastiality's great! beastiality's great!
stick u'r love in a dove, stick u'r love in a dove
....and so on...so forth...
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- Pat Nelson Childs
"bringing strong gay & lesbian characters to Sci-Fi & Fantasy"
meow
GEEZUZ PAT! don't you know i don't look at links...it's against my religion!
Bugger your religion!
Bugger your religion! YouTube is the one true God.
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- Pat Nelson Childs
"bringing strong gay & lesbian characters to Sci-Fi & Fantasy"
meow
youtube IS THE DEVIL!!
another something for tim:
ROSES ARE RED
LEMONS ARE SOUR
SPREAD U'R LEGS
AND GIVE ME AN HOUR
oooh isnt it just so sweet *sheds one glistening tear*
Hmm...
Seems like you could add:
wizard/lizard
schmuck/duck (bustin' out some Yiddish!)
And I think I'd prefer sticking a hog in a dog, which gives you both euphemism and double bestiality.
And of course, sticking your fuck'in a turducken gives you triple bestiality and necrophila, no?
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So horribly inappropriate
So horribly inappropriate it's hilarious... and cute.
WIKIPEDIA IS THE ONE TRUE
WIKIPEDIA IS THE ONE TRUE GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! AND GOOGLE IS HIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or maybe it's the other way around....either way, YouTube is their love child.
Fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
69 a porcupine
orgy at the zoo
:P
"I did a show down in Pheonix, and I guess some gay people in Pheonix were trying to get some rights, or something. Ya know, keeping their kids, keepin their jobs, something trivial, and making a big FUSS, and this elected official down there flipped out! And in the newspaper, she compaired homosexuality to *scoffs* cannibalism, beastiality, and human sacrifice! And i'm like 'I'll GIVE HER cannibalism...but the rest is just mean!!'" ~my personal goddess, Suzanne Westenhoefer it seemed relevent...i think lolz!
Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."
meow
cannibalism is certainlly true of what i practice :P