Jon is Cooking
I don't just mean in the sense of being sexy, which is also true of course. He's making his famous hot-pepper-and-other-secret-ingredient concoction, the recipe for which now contains the BEG FOR DEATH hot sauce I sent him a few months back. He's also somehow persuaded one of his crazier friends to come over and try it, and so has made it extra hot in honor of the occasion. All I can say is I hope no one dies.
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BEG FOR DEATH HOT
BEG FOR DEATH HOT SAUCE
O.O
it's name alone makes me want a glass of milk.
I admire anyone who can stand that amount of hotness in their food without freaking out.
Well, that's what I call it.
Well, that's what I call it. Can't remember what it's actually called, but I do remember that it has a little plastic skull and crossbones on the bottle, and comes with a disclaimer, so I think my name is appropriate.
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- Pat Nelson Childs
"bringing strong gay & lesbian characters to Sci-Fi & Fantasy"
Death Rain? If it's that, my
Death Rain? If it's that, my nose bleed for an entire hour after accidentally inhaling a little of that... It's eeeeevil.
" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens
awwww...how sweet and spicy!
awwww...how sweet and spicy! :P enjoy!
*hugs*
Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."
Well, Jon sent me a text
Well, Jon sent me a text earlier. Now it's gone quiet. I think he may be disposing of the body.
*hugs*
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- Pat Nelson Childs
"bringing strong gay & lesbian characters to Sci-Fi & Fantasy"
"i have the PERFECT
"i have the PERFECT body...it's in my trunk, and it's starting to smell."
tell him to dump it in a body of water...
Bulldyke
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."
Never dump it in a body of
Never dump it in a body of water... start building a new house put it in the foundation of the new house.. move in live happily ever after.
~~~Fear is only a verb if you let it be.. don't you dare let go of my hand~~~
Hmmm, I'm thinking the whole
Hmmm, I'm thinking the whole "disposing of the body" thing may be one of those comments I made in haste, and will come to regret later. :)
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- Pat Nelson Childs
"bringing strong gay & lesbian characters to Sci-Fi & Fantasy"
Pat, you sound thrilled to
Pat, you sound thrilled to be with this guy. I'm giddy for you. Tell him I said hi, please.
One of the reasons you seem so thrilled is that you're bragging about him so much.
YOU'RE MAKING ME JEALOUS!!!!!
Thank you, sweetie.
Thank you, sweetie. Thrilled, yes, but so much more that I can't string enough superlatives together without looking even more like a dork than usual.
He will see that you said hi, because he'll undoubtedly read and comment on this post sometime very soon. :)
Don't be jealous...be inspired (I know...dorkiness again...sue me). I know I make it sound like this all just dropped from Heaven, but as I've stressed before...real, strong, GOOD relationships take a lot of work, just like everything else in life that's really worth having (except pizza delivery, but forget about that for now). I can't go into the details (cuz believe it or not, I DO keep some things to myself), but believe me, if Jon and I can make it work, any of you guys can, too. I'm pretty sure he'll agree with me on that score. :P
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- Pat Nelson Childs
"bringing strong gay & lesbian characters to Sci-Fi & Fantasy"
The best way to dispose of a
The best way to dispose of a body is to burn the flesh and pull out the teeth. Also, when you can, take the skeleton out far from your home. Leave no evidence that you haandled it.
May I assk WHY you're disposing of this body? You could always sell it. I hear goths have a thing for dead people.
Or you could sell it to some Haitian bokor. They're good with dead people.
For a response to this,
For a response to this, please refer to my "made in haste....regret" comment above. X)~
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- Pat Nelson Childs
"bringing strong gay & lesbian characters to Sci-Fi & Fantasy"
Pat, my friend, I will make
Pat, my friend, I will make sure you regret it. I'm good like that.
I'd go into my whole eevil laugh thing, but I've been coughing up a lung here ad-
*Coughing fit*
Oops, there it goes. Somebody call an ambulance and help me get this lung in some ice, will you?
"I ate his lung with some
"I ate his lung with some fava beans, and a nice chianti."
*Makes "thwipping" sounds with tongue*
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- Pat Nelson Childs
"bringing strong gay & lesbian characters to Sci-Fi & Fantasy"
WHen I hear that sound, I
WHen I hear that sound, I think "I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!"
There will be Blood, my all time favorite movie.
you can stuff it in my
you can stuff it in my cooler full of soda and ice....
meow
dont' be jelous timmy, you got me...and i wrote you a song...two actually...
i'd fuck you sitting
i'd fuck you lying
if you had wings i'd fuck you flying
if you were dead you would not be forgotten
i'd dig you up and fuck you rotten
second song is my own special song...look out for it in oasis journal entries and record stores worldwide.
and pattycake....u'r so in love! like a 13 year old girl with a pink fluffy dress and curly blonde hair! on her mobile with her feet in the air! i can't figure out if to hug you or slice off u'r cock with a splinters off a baseball bat...either way i'm happy for you!
You already showed me that
You already showed me that song, love.
meow!
but wasn't it just so appropriate?
i'm really tiered....it's not fault
Heh.... it was funny, cause
Heh.... it was funny, cause my friend said he loves spicy food then started joking wow jalapenos that u'll really do it... he took one bite, his eyes poped open and he began sweating profusely.... not to say that i dont start sweating profusely when I eat it.... its really yummy stuff... but its also one of those "beg for sudden death" food. you wanna get an idea of how spicy it is.... the beg for death hot sauce is made with habeneros.... I through about a table spoon of it in... along with my sets of spices and herbs and such... then through in some habeneros, seranos jalepenos, lots of onion and garlic and ginger and stuff... plus with all the salt from the terryaki it amps it up about a hundred fold.... it is good
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We are constantly telling our stories, only sometimes with our words
DO NOT TRY THIS AT
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!
My boy is a crazy person. I love him, but it's just a fact.
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- Pat Nelson Childs
"bringing strong gay & lesbian characters to Sci-Fi & Fantasy"
I made my friend sign a
I made my friend sign a liability waiver before i would even let him see it let alone eat it....
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We are constantly telling our stories, only sometimes with our words
meow!
ooh you two are so cute!!! it's disgusting!