It's christmas time in the Foolgirl School,

I say we let 'em play.

We should let in all the Foolboy Boys from next door today.

The Present from the principal,

We'll announce on the microphone,

Is that the Foolgirl Girls can have a ball

With their special one.

But Sir, But Sir,

The Foolboy Boys,

half of them are fags!

And Half the Foolgirl Girls as well,

Dykes, Principal Baggs!

That's fine, that's fine, we can turn 'em,

We can convert them to be right,

All we half to do is learn 'em,

About the wonders of a straight, hot, night.

But Sir, But Sir,

What if they resist?

What if they are adverse to this?

No issue, No issue,

There will be no problems,

just find the Dykes,

Find the Fags,

Lock 'em up, Missus Haggs.