CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE CHECK IN ON PATRICK!?!?!? LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!
HE'S TAKEN SOMETHING....IS SOMEBODY IN HIS AREA?
JON TALK TO HIM!
ANYONE WHO'S GOT THE ABILITY TO...LOOK IN ON PAT!
i'm not fucking kidding!
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