Being what we call a 'homosexual', i have come to realise that throughout the day i have a gay moment...
That makes me go 'whoa i am gay'
So what was your gay moment of the day??
We all have them!
Mostly just havin lunch with my bestfriend laughing about gay things.. cuz we're both dirty and preverted
~~~Fear is only a verb if you let it be.. don't you dare let go of my hand~~~
I logged on to a gay porn site....sheesh...did I really say that???? Oh well Lube your tube can be addictive you know....stupid gay moment huh!!!
Genius is not a sign of intelligence, but rather
that of common sense. Humor is the best pain pill.
when i look at a guy classmate, and think of sticking somthig of mine in his nice ass.
then im like im so happy im gay.
Krumping to Salt n Pepa last night was so fun and so gay at the same time.
I was talking to my sister about the singer Pink and I said "God, I love Pink.." my sister started laughing and said how the word Pink is slang for vagina... :D
watching Kissing Jessica Stein on valentine's day.
and not getting the story idea...
i didn't pay attention to it, at all.
Talking to a friend about going to see the Laramie Project and talking around the idea of going and having anti Fred Phelps signs or something, he is going to be there boycotting the show. If I had money and time. I would totally make those wing things...
i went into the girls bathroom during lunch
and there was this girl in there changing like in the middle
of the bathroom.
she had her pants off and as soon as i walked in there i like
started freaking out and ran outa the bathroom.
everyone laughed so hard bc they know im gay but she didnt
so she was just like "im srrryyyy, im srrry" lol
when my friend S was w/ me after school and was all like "Amber, tie my shoe for me or i'll die" and then i did, all the while thinking how much i would've rather been taking those shoes off...along with other articles of clothing... *slaps self back into world of "S-is-straight-and-it's-really-wierd-that-you-like-her-because-she's-like-a-sister-to-you"* *sigh*
"Up your ziggy with a wah-wah brush!"
-All I wanna Do (good movie. see it!)
watching Coupling with my parents, and they are ranting on about Jeff and his lesbian porn, then the whole discussion about it on tv and my parents laughing at it, when, in reality, all the sensitive people DON'T laugh. AND ALSO when my parents started questioning me. Which was.....AWKWAD to say the least!
"Don't mind me if I get weak in the knees, 'cause you have that affect on me."
Your quote/signiture thing is from Hey Monday! Yay!! I love that song, its so cute. The lead singers hot too.
I LOVE HEY MONDAY! I'm seeing them in..3 days! Less!
And, yes, isn't she just?!?!
my gay moment of the day is when i walk through the halls at school and see all the hot guys and think "damn id be lucky to get on of them." then they ack all wanna-be-gangster and im all like "EWWWWWW!!!! What the hell was i thinking?"
Whenever I draw rainbows on my DS for fun.
Then like, a unicorn is drawn on there somewhere. :B
Also, in the mornings, I always look at what I'm wearing to make sure I match. Otherwise, I feel like I look like shit.
being totally horrified when i realised that my new boss was listening to micheal savage on the radio...
AND not wanting to think about my ex having a bf. ugh. i swear, i never want to date a bi girl again. EVER.
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."
When I wake up, read Tamora Pierce, and then go on facebook to stalk this cute girl...
Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader
have you read Will of the Empress????? when daja comes out as gay????
haha, or do you only know the tortall books? which are AMAZING too!!! haha, i'm a totaly tamora pierce fan....she's freaking awesome. :D
"As my mother always said, there's nothing that says 'stay out of my airspace' quite like a couple of F-18s." ~Rachel Maddow
I heard that.
For some reason, My ex thinks flaunting his girlfriend in front of me makes me jelous of him.
When I came out to my dad.
Oh and I wore my rainbow bracelet today.
And cetching myself looking down this girls shirt.
My dream in posted about...
Need i say more?
When i was in dress rehearsal in a play i'm doing. I play a gay character and i had to make out with my hot hot hot co-star. It felt gooooooood.
"Do you wear denim and cotton together?"
"Yes, but -"
"THEN GOD HATES YOU,"
Telling this girl in choir that she ought to be a sexy librarian...
Making out with my girlfriend in front of my guy friend because he thinks its hot. Well, and because we wanted to.
Cuddling with said girlfriend and said guy friend. Also with best friend and her boyfriend. Yeah. We had a cuddle party.
"When the people begin to reason, all is lost" - Voltaire
Well it was a couple days ago but this guy who is bisexual and has a girlfriend was suppose to hang out with her at the mall with me and my friends that day but she couldn't. so he was lonely without her and he put his head on my shoulder when we sat down. My first thing I did with a guy haha.
My gay moment is when I think of my really hot, but conservative and heterosexist friends, and think, "Damn, why can't they be liberal?" Everyday I have this thought and everyday I remind myself why they are my friends. Because the love me for the real me, or at leased who they think I am.
ok well now i no that not all of them are conservative and liberal. One of them even nos im bi, but she is straight. ohhh well. lol
~Why put a label on anything? A label is something to tell other people what you are and why should you care about what other people think?~
I was hanging with my straight church friends (I know they're different, but please don't judge them *wink) and I knocked over a shovle at the movie theatre we were at, but I caught it before it hit the floor, and these to lesbian girls laughed and said "good catch!"
Then I said, "It takes a lot of years to get as cool as I am!"
Yeah, you had to be there, it was a lesbian bonding moment.
talking about super butch and super femme girl with bullduke :)
It is thyself, mine own self's better part;
Mine eye's clear eye, my dear heart's dearer heart;
My food, my fortune, and my sweet hope's aim,
My sole earth's heaven, and my heaven's claim.
-William Shakespeare, The Comedy Of Errors
when i tell the girl i like that she looks beautiful and then trip over myself in the hall and knock over a trash can. i need hazard signs when i'm around her, i swear.
"Don't you believe, girl, that you changed the world, at least you changed the world for me" -Finger Eleven
my GMOTD was the fact that i'm wairing an outfit that makes me look like i'm about to visit the Louvre after hours. (in other words i look l[ike a bergler!!) i'm wairing a black pair of running shoes, black socks, black pants, and a black garth brooks tee-shirt under a sweater that's-guess what?-black! this was when i reallized that i'm both gay and capable of having WAY too much time on my hands!!
a girlfriend of mine asked me to rape her and i instinctively turned her on her stomach?
*snort* lol Adam
when i'm holding a girl to warm her up and she turns to look at me and it takes almost all of my self control not to kiss her right then and there.
damn it i wish she knew. and felt the same.
my gay moments of the day are in the morning before my gf goes to school and in the afternoon when she comes home lol.
it's never a surprise that i'm gay except for when i'm at work where no one knows i'm gay except for a select few.
and when all my girl coworkers check out guys that come in or walk by...i pretty stay out of that conversation but if i'm ever sucked into it, i laugh at myself inside when i listen to myself describing the guy as "nice-looking"...
gahh what a lesbian way of describing a guy lol.
"i am who i am, so don't judge me for being myself"
My gay moment of the day was threw a dream >.> I dreamed that I was in Spanish class for the first time and we were being broken up into groups to work on a big project, and the teacher said to this boy as she was breaking up the groups "your gay so you get in the group with the girls", so he left his four other guys to go wtih the group of four girls. Well after class he and the other four people walked up to me randomly and they made the gay kid ask me if I wanted to walk him home
It turns out that two of my friends are dating and it makes me SO jealous!
"Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. I am large. I contain multitudes." ~Walt Whitman
This wasn't today but last Tuesday, my closet door broke and to fix it you have to get into the closet and pick the door up (it ways like a ton) and put it back on the tracks. I tried for like fifteen minutes I'd get one set of wheels on the track and then when I tried to put the other set on the first set would come off, so I was just like whatever and I just gave up. I mean it still has one working door. So I try to leave the closet and I can't because I'm stuck on something. I totally screamed freaked out my roommate. "I'M STUCK IN THE CLOSET". Somehow a hanger had grabbed my hair. I don't know how that happened because it was still on like the bar where you hang hangers at the same time, which is kinda creepy, but I was laughing about it for forever.
Then today, I was thinking I wanted more balance in the posters around my dormroom. We have pictures of hot guys all over the place but no girls. I'm bi so I like the guys, those posters are *hot* but I want pictures of hot girls up too. But my roommate probably wouldn't be cool with that.
During choir rehearsal, sidelong glances at the cute queer girl next to me. "Huh, she took off her jacket. Ooh, breasts! Wait, I probably shouldn't be staring at those." And then I resumed watching the conductor. xD
My gay moment of the day was when I was at the motorcycle store. I was sitting on a bike when a cute person walked by, but I had no idea what gender they were and I nearly fell off the bike checking them out.
Talking with the boyfriend. That always makes me feel gay XD
Miranda Kerr to show her to someone
and then spending ten minutes checking her out
I spent about 20 minutes talking to my friend about how hot Ellen Page is until she told me "she had to go" XD
Do you really think it is weakness that yields to temptation? I tell you that there are terrible temptations which it requires strength, strength and courage to yield to.
I painted a pretty picture today of butterflys, now that doesnt sound gay at all! but i painted a rainbow of butterflys and put polka dots on one of them to stand out, hmmm is that butterfly me??? yep!
"I know you can be OVERwhelmed and I know you can be UNDERwhelmed but can you just be Whelmed???
I think you can in Euorope"
-10 things i hate about you!
We were watching some video in spanish. I sit in the front of the class, so when a hot girl walked by to throw something away... Well, I really enjoyed the view!
Every line has a little bit of a curve to it!
Hmmm...WHICH one to choose?! Well, there's that female teacher I'm always checkin' out but I guess the biggest one is how I found myself looking forward to a presentation done by a dance committee @ my school because the girls in zee group are DAMN SEXXXXY and would be shakin' their ASSets! I'm kind of a lesbian...aren't I?
At track and field practice while shagging disk, my teammates and I started talking about random things. All the sudden onw person asked the group to compare asses. I could only crack up inside, because these same teammates fear me when I start playing around with them. Next thing we start talking about a boy who had the largest ass than any girl in school. The best thing about talking about this senior is all the gay fearing "men" in the group say he is the only boy they would have sex with. It may not be irony but it still makes me chuckle everytime.
if i told you all the gay things i've done today....well, if i didn't shoot you afterwards, you'd want to shoot yourself :D. cept adam :P adam would applaud me, lol
haha, sound like a player much?
does getting new aviators count? or being disappointed cause it's warming up, and i won't be able to wear my leather jacket as much...that counts, right?
oh, and hating the ocean. that counts as being gay. :D
Hating..... the ocean?
haha, it's keeping me from seeing the most amazing girl ever. so, it's gay. :P
I'm new here, well kinda...
My Gay Moment of the day was, at the school dance, I went up to the DJ and requested "Womanizer" by Britney Spears =)
Or, I was at my friend's work today, just chilling with her, and this really hot guy came in, and I almost choked on the pretzel i was eating, he was really hot!
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