Being what we call a 'homosexual', i have come to realise that throughout the day i have a gay moment...
That makes me go 'whoa i am gay'
So what was your gay moment of the day??
We all have them!
well... alot of times when i go to a dance with a guy im more interested in looking good in my dress and checking out all the girls who look really sexy in their low cut dresses. and i get really jealous of all the girls who dont have a lame date and i wish i could take advantage of them in the bathroom.
then when i have to dance with my date ill look up at him and think
"omg.... i am so gay. im gay." over and over.
then when he leans down for a kiss i gag silently and say "im not ready to kiss you yet, but when the time comes it will be worth the wait".
then i secretly congratulate myself for being so clever.
when the next song comes on and he wants to grind on me i think again "yep im definitly gay"(and disgusted that guy are so nasty sometimes).
after that i dance with all the girls and pretend that its simply "friendly" grinding even though i really enjoy it.
i had such a gay moment on the bus yesterday!!! these two girls got on at one stop, and they were cuddling on their seats, and they were just SO cute together, and i was kinda jealous/proud of them, and thinking they looked so happy together, so i kept glancing back. anyway.
one of them i guess noticed me (or maybe the fact that i was sorta stairing), and we did this whole silent conversaiont of "i'm gay. are you gay?" "hellz ya, i'm totally gay!" "oh cool, let's make eye contact and be so happy that we saw someone else who was gay!" so we kept making eye contact and grinning at each other (totally not in a flirtatious way, cause, she was with her gf). it was just really cool.
"I think some mistakes are meant to be made, because we can't help but hope that they won't be mistakes."
Someone walked up to me and said, "Are you gay?" And I go "Yeah" and he goes "Why" and I go "Cuz a combination on DNA and other biological factors made me gay" and he walks away to my friends who put him up to it. My other friend next to me says "I feel awkward now"
Where there was once love lies now only sorrow,
where there once was hope lies now only pain.
Yet all's not lost, nay, look to the skies,
Now heaven's found in man's disguise
R: Are you a...
R: You know, a lesbian, are they rumours true?
me: Yes. yes they are.
R: HIGH FIVE! Thats so cool... and hot :)
reading through books in the lgbt section of a book shop.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent-Eleanor Roosevelt
Im pretty sure that about half of the girls in my Women's Literature class are gay.
i cant even tell you how many gay encounters i have in that class.
my favorite moment today was this quote from our book:
"Chloe likes Olivia"
then i cant stop staring at this beautifully damaged girl that sits across the room.
yep, tragically damaged
ummm...putting together a theatre resume feels pretty gay.
When I spent an hour bitching to my friend about how I suck with women and I'll never be able to ask cute director girl to semi.
Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader
have i mentioned being friends with both my exes?
oh, yesterday, i was listening to a podcast of an old rachel maddow broadcast (that's gay enough in and of itself lol), and nearly crashing cause i was having minor hysterics when she MENTIONED HER GF!!! lol oh my, that was amazing.
and, maybe the fact that i just want to lick...her...neck...every time i watch her show. yeah, that might be JUST a little bit gay.
It was the first day back at school today. Started year 12. All the year 12 students gathered in the lecture hall for the morning meeting thing and all the new students were there and i was totally perving on this cute girl a few rows ahead of me, unfortunatly i didnt see her for the rest of the day :(
But she was pretty cute,
Oh and the new german exchange girl was pretty fine too :)
when i saw a really hot girl and looked for her every time i walked into a room .
watching "the l words sexiest moments" on logo online :]
shane is like... the hottest person ever
Being with my friend (Who is in ROTC) and he asks me if he looks okay,and for the sake of our friendship I said, "Yes" as opposed to "I like any guy in uniform"
mucking out stalls while listening to old episodes of the Rachel Maddow Show.
i'm not really sure how that's 'gay', but IT IS!!! i'm gay, she's gay, hell, some of the horses are probably gay. :P it's a gayful world out there, people!!
wow...did i really just say that?
OMG you ride horses too? And there is something gay about that. Horses have been known to be gay. Scientifically I mean. lol :D
K: No homo!
Me: There's nothing wrong with that!
K: Oops, sorry Tim, I forgot.
Me: It's cool.
People are so... Accepting.
Also, I got really pissed at someone, and my friend said:
Never incur a Faggot's wrath.
I love that guy.
we had a club fair at my college and i dressed u[ in rainbows. My shirt, watch, tie, gloves, belt, earing, and i painted my nails :P so much fun XD
**Far from a saint, not quite a sinner**
the greatest irony: There is no Peace without War
talking to someone who works in admissions who's quite the piece of work, and she was leaning forward and the way her shirt was situated, i could catch little peeks.
i hope she didn't catch on....
"She's Trouble with a capital T, that rhymes with P, that stands for Pussy."
Um... conspiring to hang out with really awesome cute girl, and dragging her to Guitar Center, and just chilling with her and thinking that she was SO ADORABLE. Oh man, I need to get on that whole asking-her-out thing.
When my teacher asked who my fav actress is and i said "Leisha Hailey"
and my teacher said she had no idea who that is and in my head i thought...
she is in the L word and by gosh she is a babe.
i was in class today and we were watching spanish shows and i saw a really hot woman and said "oh my god". somoene looked over at me.
thats the women...what do you think of her?
Wow she is hot. :D
Mmmmm... She is yummy!
~Every line has a little bit of a curve to it!
hot but...idk...a certain someone is more beautiful in my eyes...
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE GAY? WHY? WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE THAT?
Um, I was born that way.
Huh? Wait, so you like it?
That's not what I said...
Why would you choose that, man?
Pat, if you're reading this, I want you to know: Your new nickname is Lord Wotton. You should get it.
staring at a very cute, very female ass today while waiting for my pizza. and drooling.
and also really wanting to sink my fingers into this GORGEOUS head of hair on a girl that i saw. OH MY GOD. it was amazing hair. so beautiful.
We were playing floor hockey in gym and I was in charge of collecting the pinnies at the end of it.
I came up to a guy I think's really sort of adorable who'd forgotten to take his off, and said "[Name of guy], take off your clothes, please."
I meant to say pinny. I really, really did
Also, yesterday nobody was home and I was singing a Judy Garland song at the top of my lungs.
"Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative"
I believe that is called a fruedian slip.
I'm living a paper life, and it's giving me more pain than ever. I'm going to burn it.
Potterhead #1 said that or just plain wishful thinking!!!
When I find my girlfriend wearing my ex's sweater, one I used to steal all the time. (She actually was cold). And my comment is "Ooh, fuzzy!!! *pet pet*"
Or the fact that my girlfriend and I obsess over the same teacher. Good times.
"When the people begin to reason, all is lost" - Voltaire
When I spent a good... erm, 20 minutes finding pictures of Venessa Paradis, and then heading over to find Lena Katina (that russian band t.a.tu.) instead (god she's gorgeous) and spending wayyy too long on a few choice photos.. dreaming things...
"all girls are bi at heart"
"all PEOPLE are bi at heart"
Waking up and realising that last night i had a very 'sexual' dream about one of my best friends,,, who is amazingly attractive...
Yeah, was awkward
(it's from last night, but whatever)
my dad's friend has this uber cute daughter, who's a year younger than me. i hadn't noticed her before, but now that she has the rainbow studded belt... it's like, magnetic. :P i was staring at it half the night.
the tiiight black skinny jeans and the nike's were a plus ^.^
I <3 my rainbow studded belt... ^^
(Though the back of the studs cut me sometimes. I get injured by own gay belt. Does that make me a failure as a lesbian?)
Yes, gaynow. Yes it does.
Well, I can't decide between having the Rick & Steve themesong, the 90210 themesong or the cast of Family Guy singing "The Rose" as my new ringtone. I'm OBSESSED with televisiontunes.com lol I just can't decide!
When i was in the schools new performing arts building today and i realised one of the retractable doors in the dance room is mutiple colours, making it look like a pretty rainbow :):)
Pretty sure thats gay
i had job training today for my new job and it turns out that my managers wife is quite cute :)
talking about the mall with my friends at lunch, and then describing the hottttt girl at the furniture store. (and them all knowing who she is, and that she's gay)
& my mom getting me the macbeth shoes that emy designed for sara.
Cute girls. <3
Also, reading Realm of Possibility.
Also, attempting to gaydar my new tech crew.
i just read realm of possibility !
i had NO idea there were going to be any gay/lesbian characters. (oops if i just revealed that to you. it took me a while to realize who was saying what...)
i bought it b/c i have the same ring as the cover. :P
When i noticed how adorable the new french exchange student in my history class is...
When I pass a note to my friend Nicole that said "Ich bin in liebe mit Dylan" and we started to pass notes back and forth, eventually she said "You aren't my type" and I said, "Neither are you, you're missing an important body part" And we both started laughing, meanwhile everyone in class is staring at us.
Potterhead #1 said "sprechst du deutch?"
Potterhead #1 said i think mine is when i start to act like eather jack McFarland (off of will and grace), or jonathin parrish from the book a straght road to kylie.
or in other words if i start to use actor/ess's names instead of explecatives or style my hair at all
oh i have so many gay moments.
i stand in the girls bathroom at school
after 2nd period waiting for my pregnant
friend to pee.
so when i stand there i feel so wierd
bc every girl that walks in stares at me like
im there to watch them lol.
its so weird but it alwayz makes me want to laugh
because im sure they all know im totally a lesbian =]
oh and of course everyday at lunch when
i talk about sex with girls to all my straight friends =]
its so funny because the faces they make is hilarious.
good times =]
I was watching the Devil Wears Prada with my sister and realised I had missed out on a whole scene of dialogue because I was too busy just ogling Anne Hathaway.
At break today, the principle was showing around a new girl who starts next week and she fully set off my gaydar and she was quite cute...
it was an enjoyable break ;)
Listening to "Like A Virgin".
Over, and over, and over again.
Logging onto oasis to get my daily gay hit.
If you get what i mean,
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