two facts

whateversexual_llama's picture

1. It is virtually impossible to find a daily planner in the state of Delaware after New Year's.

2. If you walk somewhere, you will have to walk home.

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Maas's picture

Unless you can bum a ride

Unless you can bum a ride off of someone...
Which I do quite frequently : ]

gaynow's picture

3. The altos are

3. The altos are flat.

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

Dyke of Awesomeness's picture

That is true. And you can

That is true. And you can sometimes get a ride, but it does sound really cool. If you take it as a metaphore for life its really true.

"Dawn must DIE!!"
Fallon, after watching 'Once More With Feeling' of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

whateversexual_llama's picture

4. Altos are NOT always

4. Altos are NOT always flat. Besides, it's easy to tell there's a soprano at the door...
She can't find her key and she doesn't know when to come in.

Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?