That's what one of the ads on the side of the screen says. Thanks for the advice, I'll try not to. It won't be hard since I don't have a penis.

Today when I was talking to my friend Nikki I said "You need to relax. Guys are just like girls, but with penises." and she flipped out. Because I said penis. Yeah. It's weird. So I said a bunch of other words and she exploded. Including but not limited to "blowjob, vagina, clitoris, hot sex, hot GAY sex, anal sex" and a bunch of other things. So I laughed and told her she was five years old. But oh well, it's Nikki. It's the way she is. She fully even admits to being a prude. It's kinda funny sometimes. She is super fun to talk to.

Apparently Nikki and another one of my friends from my old school, Ange, made a list in the EIGTH grade about reasons why they thought I was gay. Turns out it was a long list.
I sorta told her about my gayness indirectly. She guessed. I was telling her about a person that I liked but I wasn't using any pronouns and eventually she said "So who is she?" and I fell off my chair pretty much. I flipped out. And I was relieved! Relieved that someone finally knew me well enough to guess. Relieved that I didn't have to say it hahah.
One of my other friends had suspicions but didn't want to "be ignorant and assume things."

Haha Nikki is awesome. I'm going to go read Breaking Dawn now. I've been taking many breaks from it and reading other books because well... Edward and Bella are just so HETERO. As bad as that sounds. The only love stories that I really like are between two girls or two boys. It's definately because I'm gay... oh well. Two guys together is sweet and two girls is GAHamazing. But not like in a pornographical way, in a love way. You know?