-two nights ago i gave myself the most amaaaaazing orgasm. seriously, it rocked... it was so wonderful... i'm still thinking about it, LOL. i had to watch porn for about 30 minutes and then fuck myself in assorted ways for about 30 minutes just to get it... but it was worth the time. i only wish that there had been someone else there with me to enjoy the amazing moment, and to help clean me off after... with their tongue... (damme, i'm naughty, i know i'm naughty)...

-although i am incredibly horny these days, and not particularly picky in terms of who i direct my lust towards... i have my sights set on a new guy. i'm just not in the market for boyfriends right now... but some no-strings-attached sex would be much appreciated. anyway, this guy is not really "new" in my life, i have in fact known him for 16 years because we were in the same class in grade 1 and attended the same schools for elementary school and hiskewl. when we were about 9, we were kind of rivals, ever since he beat me in the 4th grade spelling bee. i came in 2nd but i totally should have won that shit! LOL. we were never friends, as he was a mjor jock and i was a girly-girl, and we didn't give a fuck about eachother in hiskewl. now however, it seems that we may have more in common... i mean, now i live across the street from him, our moms take aerobics together, and not only is he in teacher's college (and i'm gonna be a teacher, so we can totally bond over that), he is actually a student-teacher in my cousin's class... weird coincidences, LOL. so yes... i consulted with one of my BFF, who i have also known since grade 1, who knows this guy as well. she agreed that even though we don't really know or like him, he is "hot in a hockey-guy kinda way". this is true, he is big and tall and muscular and resembles a pro hockey/football player... and you know i have a thing for the built guys. so yes... i don't even know if he has a GF... but i think i shall be sending him a flirty facebook private message and see where it goes from there...

-i have been e-mailing back and forth with this 32-yr-old girl who i found on craigslist. that's only a little 10 year age-difference... LOL. some people would think i'm weird for doing this, but i guess i don't really give a TINKER'S CUSS! (that's what my junior-hi music teacher used to say in lieu of a "flying fuck"... good times). she seems really nice and smart and well-travelled and cultured. and she has, like, a REAL JOB and her own CONDO! that rox my sox... who knows that the fuck will happen with this, but it's all in good fun for now. i have also been communicating with a girl who is 24 and in grad skewl. the reason i'm doing this is because it is waaay too hard to meet decent girls in person in this city. i mean, there is no shortage of out lez's/bi-girls... but the majority of the ones who i have befriended in person turned out to be severely fucked in the head. i just want someone nice, and smart, and normal... and of course attractive, feminine, not too short, not too tall, not fat, not skinny, and not a smoker/druggy... is that so much to ask???