
Yay! I think I just figured out how to kick myself into a sugar high! unfortunately this was a most inopportune time seeing as I would like to be sleepy when the time comes for me to sleep.
So I was eating this cake that was more icing that cake, right? and this icing stuff was so so so sweet but i ate it anyways and now for some odd reason the bridge of my nose is tingling and my foot is kinda twitching but that's okay because now I know what to do in case i'm ever chased by a crazy stalker who I need to outrun!
I, I think I nearly had this orgasm from looking at this girl. so I was just looking at her...and then her complete and total hotness struck me from the curve of her body to the pose she was standing in and I swear if I touched myself in any way or even ran into a pole I would've come on the spot, I swear.
guess what? i discovered she's my straight interest's sister!
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meow
straight and interest shouldn't go together in a phrase. aaaand....why would someone stalk you? are you unimagineably hot? do you want me to stalk you? i don't do females, but i'll take a couple of pictures just the same, especially if you walk around hot guys or nice furniature.