hahahahaha, i met my boyfriend here! hahahaahahaha

in other news...i like an eminem song...don't hate me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in my defence it's "shake that ass for me" so at least i got that going for me :P

starting uni soon. they told me the course was exclusive, but there's only 11 students in my whole course...and that's just a little retarded, especially coz they're all "man nobody understands me, i'm so depressed i'll go slit my wrists now" type of artists....thinking being a depressto artist is like...new...or...radical....FUCKERS!

i hate super skinny guys that think they're hot, it irks me, and when i think of them having sex with someone it turns my stomach.

i'm friends with an orthodox jew....never thought that would ever happen....she wears a wig, and she's preggo.....i mean the bitch couldn't possibly be any more different from me, but i fucking love her, she's so....fetch!

my best friend's a bitch, i wish all her uni assignments would pile up and drop on her head. meow!

after i had my hair bleach blonde for a month and a bit i dyed it again, it's like emo black now...lol! my poor fucking hair is so going to drop out one day. and i switch daily form curly to straight.

why are straight guys such grose primitive shitheads?

it's fucking yom kippur (atonement day) in two days....waaaay don't feel like it. gotta work too....i'm so not taking responsibility for my bad fasting breath...and if i drop dead...i'm so sueing...fuckers!

in which state is florida? why do i care?

how cold is it in seattle? i need this measurement in celcius...i'm a normal person who uses the metric system which is in every way superior and makes so much more sense than the imperial system!

i love david

i wonder if i'd look good in a jock? hm...

is there zara in america? if there isn't i'm so just not moving there!

anyone interested in homo art? im poor....really

i'd go straight for alison goldfrapp, i love that bitch....but i think her venus fly trap is probably poisoned and full of teeth.....so i'd think three times before putting my shlong in there.

i totally lost my gaydar since moving to israel.....it majorly sucks not knowing whos a homo and who's not....mostly coz i want a pet lesbian and a little twinky to go shopping with. hehehe i love twinkies

i dressed up super well and went shopping the other day....found that shopkeepers leave you alone when you look better than them....that was way fun....little fuckers didn't know what to say.

i hate latin music, it shits me off....and they say corazon too much...do you ever think about anything else people? my ex boyfriend was latin though....well...colombian....wasn't a druggo but was plenty nutz. i love their skin colour and their accent...but he was talking spanish and i was talking hebrew....so we had communication troubles. he knew what to do with tongue though...to that's the important thing! i win!

ruby sucks

pomegranates are the bestest fruit in the world.

red and blue mixed is purple. more red than blue and it's violet, more blue than red and it's indigo, also depending on the kind of blue and red. purple is a nice colour. so is blue.....so is red.

i'm an excellent artist, really...i'm fucking awesome

i suck at maths....i can't add up. all i can do is long division, and i find it awesomely fun, i used to do random excercises in it when i was bored in class...which was often.

stella is a nice name...but stella isn't really that nice.

adam comes from the root ADM, which in hebrew builds the words adama - earth and adom - red.

i was born in a place five minutes drive away from the sodom mountain range and sites of soddom and gamora....i think it's funny.

i like ruby's and david likes saphires. ruby's are red and saphires are blue....my fav. colour is red and his is blue. i'm going to marry that boy.

im hungry

bye!