I kinda lied

WantsOut's picture

I told this girl I know I was gay, when I'm really Bi. what if she finds out I like girls too and thinks I like girls only and im a perv? How awkward... Also, I dont know how to explain to my parents im bi not gay cuz I cant talk about it any way. Social phobias. I need advice.

Adam A's picture

meow

bi now gay later r we? advice: stop giving a shit, if you like the venus fly trap (you disgust me!) then....wooptydo!! and if you like the cock (you're my hero!) then.....wooptydo!

parents are a hard one......go with the mum first, then get her to tenderize the dad, and then for the next few days act really macho so u'r daddy don't think u'r a cute little fairy like you are! *kissies* and then shit will all be ok. yay!!!!!!

btw you don't scare me anymore...more of a morbid fascination. :P

xoxo

Adam A's picture

meow

bi now gay later r we? advice: stop giving a shit, if you like the venus fly trap (you disgust me!) then....wooptydo!! and if you like the cock (you're my hero!) then.....wooptydo!

parents are a hard one......go with the mum first, then get her to tenderize the dad, and then for the next few days act really macho so u'r daddy don't think u'r a cute little fairy like you are! *kissies* and then shit will all be ok. yay!!!!!!

btw you don't scare me anymore...more of a morbid fascination. :P

xoxo

WantsOut's picture

U r wierd. But likeable.

Oy. good advice. You really think im cute? *Claps stereotypically.*
By the way, parents already know they just think Im all out gay, and pa is ashamed, i can tell.

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Bose van eshe vecke meloidios. Try translating THAT little bugger. Or even pronouncing it. (yes it is a language, no you've never heard of it) if you can translate it please send me a message and I have a priz

Adam A's picture

meow

lol dont' get too excited...u'r not legal and i'm not single! hahahahahahhaha

i'm sure u'r dad loves you, i thoguht he was ashamed at first too, but it grows on them...once they realize how good you are for shopping and advice on hair! hahahahaha i win!
xox

WantsOut's picture

Thanks adam.

By the way, i'm legal in some places. besides, im not looking to have sex, just friends, ya know. O' course, if I were legal where I am... ;)

xo to you too Adam.
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Bose van eshe vecke meloidios. Try translating THAT little bugger. Or even pronouncing it. (yes it is a language, no you've never heard of it) if you can translate it please send me a message and I have a priz

Adam A's picture

hahaha

i don't even know where to begin with that. hahaahhahaha