baby anywhere is away from me...

Icarus's picture

everyone go check out nevershoutnever!

he's soooooo cute! and so's his music.

anyway. main topic...

where the hell does zac efron get off being so goddamn hot all of a sudden?

?!?!?!

>

okay, he was pretty cute in hairspray...

but then he went and buffed up and got all secksy!

plus, i'm totally jealous of those abs and pecs....

okay, zac picspam is officially over.

i'm so bored. XD

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Azul's picture

Dude, I saw someone who sort

Dude, I saw someone who sort of looked like him at the pool I work at. I couldn't keep me eyes of him. Which is a bad thing, because I was supposed to be watching the pool. But I mean, it doesn't matter, because I hardly pay attention anyway. I mean, does a lifeguard lying in a chair, pulling a string with his foot look attentive?

-Ruby-'s picture

zac efron

is a pretty-boy, candy-ass, fudge-packing faggot.
but if he were straight, i would let him fuck me any way he wants to.
i thoroughly enjoy the look of his new built body.
and what do you mean, ur "jealous of his abs and pecs"?
first of all: honey, you're a girl. you don't have pecs, you have boobs.
and one day you might have abs like zac's... the same day that pigs fly.
happy ogling!

Inkblot's picture

Girls can have pecs...

Girls can have pecs and boobs. Sometimes it's very sexy, other times not.

Wait, I'm a guy! I get to say I envy his abs and pecs! Although seriously, what straight man would have hair that good?

Do I shock you darling?
-Sally Bowles, Cabaret

Azul's picture

I have a dick and I dunt

I have a dick and I dunt envy his pecs/abs... What's so amazing about them? they just look normal or average t'me...

-Ruby-'s picture

in a few years zac efron will come out of the closet...

and it will be about as shocking as it was when clay aiken came out.

Icarus's picture

girls and boys both have

girls and boys both have pectoral muscles, girls' are just hidden under those pockets of fat and tissue and nerves we call boobs.

i've seen girls with rock-hard abs, and i'm well aware that i probably won't have them, but i can still dream!

"She's Trouble with a capital T, that rhymes with P, that stands for Pussy."

-Ruby-'s picture

okay, i KNOW that technically girls have pecs...

as a swimmer, mine are probably quite well developed.
when girls do pec-stregthening excercises, it can help to make their boobs perkier. it won't do a thing for their cup-size tho.

Lol-taire's picture

Aged nun, Sister Patricia,

Aged nun, Sister Patricia, at my sister's school saw a photo of him in one of the girl's lockers and said laviciously "Zac Efron, nice choice!"

I can't think about this without laughing.

-Ruby-'s picture

actually,

that word is spelled lascivious.
using big words isn't so impressive when you spell them horribly wrong.

Azul's picture

Someone's being a twat...

Someone's being a twat...

-Ruby-'s picture

really?

who?

nobody on oasis EVER makes comments that make them sound like a faggy little bitch! that would be unheard of!

Azul's picture

Who could you be talking

Who could you be talking about? That "faggy little bitch"?

I sure would rather meet him then that stuck-up imprudent dyke.

-Ruby-'s picture

duh,

of course u would rather meet a fag than a dyke. u might actually get sex out if.
and i'm not sure who this hypothetical dyke u speak of may be... although i know it couldn't be me, since i am bisexual and the term dyke refers to women who are gay/lesbians.
i also know you're aware that most people woudn't consider helping a person with their spelling a sign of being "stuck-up", they would consider it a sign of being literate.
:o)

Icarus's picture

OKAY, THAT'S IT! I AM

OKAY, THAT'S IT! I AM OFFICIALLY INTERVENING.

lol-taire spelled a word wrong. get over it.

jesus christ, both of you just step back and chill.

"She's Trouble with a capital T, that rhymes with P, that stands for Pussy."

-Ruby-'s picture

what are you gonna do?

put us in time-out?
i suggest that you take me to a corner and spank me.
although i don't know if its technically considered punishment if i like it...

Icarus's picture

........ i have no idea of

........

i have no idea of how to respond to that statement.

i just don't understand arguing over the internet.....

i don't understand arguing period sometimes.

can we just drop it?

"She's Trouble with a capital T, that rhymes with P, that stands for Pussy."

-Ruby-'s picture

NO!

FUCK YOU!
you post pictures of zac efron that make people go crazy!
you are worse than someone who enables crackheads by selling them crack in exchange for sex!
just kidding...

Icarus's picture

bahaha....all i saw for a

bahaha....all i saw for a second was the "NO! FUCK YOU!" and i was like "bitch has lost her damn mind!"

hahaha, i know! something about zac efron, just drives people bonkers!

"She's Trouble with a capital T, that rhymes with P, that stands for Pussy."

Lol-taire's picture

Fuck off Ruby. I'm hideously

Fuck off Ruby.

I'm hideously dyslexic. And anyway, Saturday was possibly the worst night of my life. Or it would be if I could remember it.

Spelling the is the least of my problems. I was actually too embarrassed to write a journal about it yesterday.

music is life's picture

How did you post pictures on

How did you post pictures on here? It won't let me copy and paste on mine.

Icarus's picture

copy the image location:

copy the image location: right click, click copy image location.

and then type this

and once you post it you'll get the finished product...

"She's Trouble with a capital T, that rhymes with P, that stands for Pussy."

Azul's picture

when you type anything with

when you type anything with "<" then ">", it shows it as an html command. So you can't see it.

Icarus's picture

oh.... thank you for letting

oh....

thank you for letting me know that.

"She's Trouble with a capital T, that rhymes with P, that stands for Pussy."