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Karen is definately my
Karen is definately my favorite.
If you're from Africa.. why are you white?
Cadie (sp?)...... I have
Cadie (sp?)...... I have really bad breath in the mornings.
Regina was the hottest one though
Is butter a carb? "But don't
Is butter a carb?
"But don't be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it."
-Stephen Colbert
hey janice, nice wig, what's
hey janice, nice wig, what's it made of....YOUR MUM'S CHEST HAIR!!!!!!!!!!
SHE ONCE ASKED ME HOW TO SPELL "ORANGE"
it's like i have a fifth sense or something, my breasts can always tell when it's going to rain!
wow that's amazing!
well....they can tell when it's raining.
say crack again....CRACK!
best fucking movie ever!!!!!
that is the ugliest f'ing skirt i've ever seen!
maths enthusiast/badass
maths enthusiast/badass MC
dawn shwitezner has a huge ass!? who would write that!?!
WHO WOUDLN'T WRITE THAT!?
regina would be nothing without her man candy (aaron samuels), technically good physique ("hot" body) and her ignorant band of loyal followers (army of skanks)
oh no! you can't date aaron
oh no! you can't date aaron samuels...that's regina's ex boyfriend!!! ex boyfriends are offlimits to friends! that just like...THE RULES OF FEMINISM!
i'd rather see out there shaking that THANG!
does it bother you that they still use your original choreography!?
oh yeh that's that damien kid, he's almost too gay to function
cadie do you even know who
cadie do you even know who ashton kutcher is?
....is that a band?
GOSH KAREN WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID!~?
one time regina george punched me in the face....it was awesome!
i hear her hair is insured for ten thousand dollars!
i hear she makes car commercials....in JAPAN!
that's gretchen weiners, she knows everything about everyone....that's why her hair is so big...it's full of secrets!!!
it's a tie between Janice
it's a tie between Janice and Karen. did you know that the girl who plays gretchen played Cosette in Les Miserables on broadway when she was little? she's in the 10th anniversary concert. she was adorable!
Bisexual by nature. Absolutely fabulous by choice.
amber delecio made out with
amber delecio made out with a hotdog!? THAT WAS ONE TIME!!!
first of all, adam, u have an unhealthy obsession with meangirls
secondly, if i were a character from the movie, i would not be one of the "Plastics"... i would probably be Janis. there have been many ocassions when i have wanted to say "I have a big lesbian crush on you! suck on that!" to a particular girl... and mean it.
another good line is when Regina was talking about her pool party and how she couldn't invite Janice and was all "I couldn't have a lesbian at my party... i mean, there were gonna be girls in their bathing suits there!"
it's funny cuz i used to be a lifeguard at an outdoor pool in the summertime, full of hot chicks... and i definetely checked them out all the time.
meow
well i can't deny that you're right about me having a slight obsession with meangirls. hehehe, i like the lines you gave there, there are some great janice lines!!!!!!!!!
such as! "moderately priced soaps are my calling!"
and "i hate seeing teachers out of school, it's like seeing a dog walk on it's hind legs!"
i can totally see you as janice too! lol, or amber delecio coz she made out with a hotdog...freak!
"I JUST WISH WE COULD ALL GET ALONG LIKE WE DID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, I WISH I COULD BAKE A CAKE OUT OF RAINBOWS AND SMILES!"
"...she doesn't even go here!!!!"
"do you even go here?"
"NO....I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS!!"
meow
glen coco? FOUR FOR YOU GLEN COCO! YOU GO GLEN COCO! and none for gretchen weiners!
haha thats one of my
haha thats one of my favorite parts.
you go glen coco!
Wow... You're even more
Wow...
You're even more obsessed with this movie than I am
hahahahahaha :]
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
meow
...i guess you could say i'm a fan..... hehehe
meow
"and on the third day god created the bullax huntin' rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs....and the homosexuals!!
Karen
Oh My God Karen you cant just ask people why there white!!
and the best live ever
its b/c I have a big LESIBIAN crush on you! suck on that!AIYAIYAIY!!!!
“In order to meet the challenge, you have to have that support,”
Jackie Joyner-Kersee
Oh. Whoa. So I just met this
Oh. Whoa. So I just met this girl in my math class, and she just moved back to the US after living in South Africa. Upon hearing that, I immediately exclaimed, "Oh. SHIT. Just like MEAN GIRLS!!" and she was like "Oh yeah it is! When I saw that back in S.A. I was like so scared to go to high school cuz I thought it'd be like that."