Ahem...so people were talking to me, said stuff to me, I said stuff back...

"You have a Russian fetish."
No I don't. I just like their girls, their fuzzy hats, and their falling block games. Let's talk about Tetris instead.

"They are goodlooking, but you are a lesbian"
[...Damn. There is not one good comeback to that.] Uhm... But they're ugly!
-complaining about the JB obsession that about 90% of girls had, after a long and tiring argument...

"Your shirt looks like it's underwater."
Thanks, but it's not wet?

"Did you say your name was *eeep*? And you know *eeep*? So then..."
...what? [Oh, I get it. My ex must've talked to her about me, which meant the instant I told her my name and that I knew so-and-so it must've clicked somewhere]

Heh. I like moments. Moments that aren't painful and have some sort of humour in the situation?