Awkward Awkwardness.

5thstory's picture

I'm having really awkward moment right now. I mean, it's so awkward I wish I could just like vanish into a cloud of smoke.
I've blushed so much I'm a deep shade of crimson. God. This is embarrassing.

I NEED A TURTLE!

I hate awkwardness.

----Update!---
HE'S DIGGING EVEN DEEPER, AND IF I DON'T HAVE THIS CONVERSATION, HE'S GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN ANYWAY. AWESOME. I GET AWKWARDNESS WITH A FUCKING MANIAC! WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LET SOME THINGS GO?!?!??!?!

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the ghost's picture

Why so awkward??? No one can

Why so awkward???

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent-Eleanor Roosevelt

5thstory's picture

Think about one thing that

Think about one thing that has happened to you -or that could happen, that you just wished that not only no one knew about, but that the people involved was dead, and that you had an accident and had that memory erased. You know, like something you REALLY didn't want to happen with all your heart.

That's it. And the person's talking with me right this minute. 5 years later. About that. I just wanna let it go.

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

the ghost's picture

Ouch!

I'm sorry about the horrible awkwardness you are suffereing!!I hope the moment has passed for you now!!

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent-Eleanor Roosevelt

5thstory's picture

Thanks. It's been like 12

Thanks. It's been like 12 hours, and the guy's STILL pushing it.
I've switched to my conceited, spoiled, never-had-to-ask-for-anything, hypercritical, liar mode.

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens