my face is crooked.

yup. the entire left side of my face is lower than the right.

my ears are the most noticeable, with my left ear visibly lower than the right. (making it quite difficult my entire life to find sunglasses that fit me properly).

then my eyes, my left eye is also visibly lower than my right.

and to top it all off, my nose is kinda crooked trying to make up for everything and going mildly diagnal across my face.

*sigh* im crazy