A List
So, following 5thstory's listmaking example, I am making a list of things I want but cannot have (or cannot have in the near future), for no particular reason, just because it will make me feel better.
-Rice krispie treats
-Lots of coffee
-A bigger bed
-New guitar strings
-Fish and chips
-Condoms
-Top surgery
-A tuxedo
-Better hair
-A night with my girlfriend
-Money
-The ability to surf
-A fabulous body
-Sleep
-Sex
-A non-infected earring
-A backrub
-Soap
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i hate to pry, but...
why would u want condoms, seeing as u don't have a dick and neither does ur girlfriend?
in Canada, rice krispy treats are called "rice krispy squares". fascinating, no?
Well,
They're easier to use then dental dams, once you cut them. And dental dams are too damn big and unwieldy.
Squares kinda makes more sense.
Do I shock you darling?
-Sally Bowles, Cabaret
i think fish and chips would
i think fish and chips would really hit the spot right about now.
"I feel like Nacy Drew in the mystery of the midlife crisis."
-Roger Bannister
The Stepford Wives
I'm in for the ability to
I'm in for the ability to surf. if that gets me a hot guy :P
" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens
Why isn't a nosehair coat on
Why isn't a nosehair coat on the list? Or a tail? Or nosewhiskers? Or braidable nosehairs? Or. . .oh, never mind.
Well...
My nose is too diminutive to pull of the braidable nosehairs. Yours could, but mine is resolutely Anglo-Saxon and tiny.
Do I shock you darling?
-Sally Bowles, Cabaret