So today was neat. I woke up at like 8:00 (so early for a saturday!) and was really hungry, so I got on my bike and rode to Lucky's Diner.

I loooooove Lucky's. They have banana cream pie and rootbeer floats and waffles and pancakes and burgers (which I dont eat) and really good eggs and buttery toast. So I went to the counter and got some coffee, then mused about what I was going to get.

And then... LUCKY'S GIRL walks by.

Now, a note on where I live: there are very few places worth going. But the best places have sexy girls who work there. There's Sexy Border's Girl, Yummy Panera Girl (panera is a bakery), and Adorable Lucky's Girl.

I think ALG is my favorite. She's got short short hair but with little braids in the back, a very adorable nose, a crooked little gap between her front teeth, and a NICE ass. LIke, I'm not hugely into asses but she has a NICE one. And since I was at the counter, I mostly saw her ass because she was always pouring juice or coffe for people. Also, she's really really cheerful. Like 6 am or midnight, she's wiping down empty tables and dancing and smiling. And nothings more attractive than happiness.

Anyways. SO I got scrambled eggs and hash browns and toast and orange juice, along with a second (ok, and a third) cup of coffee. And then ALG comes to grab my plate and as she picks it up she goes "I really like your shirt." ((I was wearing my girlyman shirt."
And I say "Thanks. It's actually a band."
"Oooh. Girlyman. Are they good?"
"Of COURSE. You should look them up. It'll change your life."
"I love having my life changed!"
"Well, who doesn't?"
And she laughed and took my empty plate back to the kitchen.

It was aaaaaaaaawesome.