I love my new puppy!
she's cute, and a perfect golden colour, and she's got big, brown eyes that look at me so adoringly! She has a cute little puppy bum that shakes from side to side when she climbs the stairs, and until recently she was scared of the stairs and would just stand by them waiting to be carried, which was sooo cute too.

in other news! why the hell am I even on oasis right now? good question self! it is incredibly, entirely stooopid for me to be doing anything but sleeping or term papering right now. oh gaawwd! my term paper!!! due in a couple days. haven't started. can't get this stupid link I need to work. i'm STRESSING OUT MAN!!! but at least i'm interested in the subject matter. and my prof is pretty young and really sexy.
I never had a crush on a teacher before. Never thought I would. Then, after having a highly emotional breakup talk with my ex, I walked into my lecture hall and saw her! sigh sigh.
You know what this means? I need to write the BEST term paper she's ever seen. I'll blow her pants off (pun intended) with my intelligence and she and I will live happily ever after. With my puppy of course.

yay! just got the link to work! and it's after midnight! what the hell am I still doing here??? i dunno.......gotta get up early, and i make a very grumpy, irritable, depressed tired person, so I am going to go hit the old fart sack.
to all you oasians:

good night
sleep tight
don't let the bed bugs bite
and if they do
slap 'em with a shoe
until they're black and blue