Panic at the Disco: Can they possibly be straight?

jeff's picture

Just scored tickets for the Panic at the Disco show in San Francisco today in the 10 seconds before the presale sold out.

Seriously, though, can these boys be straight? They have to be total mo's or someone behind the scenes certainly is.

Any wager who the Lance Bass is here? My money's on pretty boy guitarist Ryan Ross. I'm going to try and "upgrade" my GA floor seats for a premium balcony seat (since I'm old), but if I don't get anything good, I'll be over on Ryan's side of the stage, hehehehe.

I bleed audio's picture

minus the !

Oh I am so jealous! I'd love to see panic in concert but not that lucky. Has anyone heard that they actually took the exclamation point out of their name? It's no longer Panic! at the disco. Apparently it was getting annoying putting the exclamation point in or something like that.
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jeff's picture

Eh...

I caught them last time, but in an arena, and with a lot of bands I could care less to ever see again (Cobra Starship, blech). I just like their dandyism and whimsy. They remind me of Jellyfish, which was one of my favorite bands in the 90s.

Even this time, there are like three other bands on the bill (Phantom Planet, Motion City Soundtrack, and The Hush Sound). I wish they'd realize that sometimes less is more. We know they are a new act and can't play 2+ hours. Oh well... hopefully I'll score a good balcony seat in the Internet presale tomorrow or the general sale on Sunday. I doubt I'll have a problem getting rid of my extra tickets either way. It'll sell out in under 5 minutes, not a huge venue.

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Adam A's picture

meow

who are they again? they're emo's right? i bet their emo's, fucking emo's.
love ya!

underdarkness's picture

Not emo. More like sexual

Not emo. More like sexual pop rock

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Adam A's picture

meow

more like fucking shithouse

I bleed audio's picture

Emo?...no

I personally don't have anything against emo music it's just not my thing. But I don't think I'd classify Panic! (yes I'm defying the change) as an emo band. I'd say they file more under alternative pop rock.

A funny side note: I got the game Rock Band awhile back and the game has an option to sort out music by genre. Well they have a section for "Emo" but theres only one song under it which is Fall out boy's song "Dead on arrival" so I don't know what that say's about emo as a genre of music, I just found it funny.

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Adam A's picture

meow

u'r a smart person i wont argue with you but .....fucking meow on u'r face man!
love ya!

jeff's picture

Nah...

Definitely not emo.

Still didn't score a good balcony seat for the show yet. Damn, looks like I might have to stand the whole night on the floor. Four bands is just too much standing around... especially in a crowd filled with predominately girls and jailbait.

Last chance for a good balcony seat is tomorrow, so I can sit upstairs with the old folks (and scalp my floor seat to someone younger with disposable income)

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Adam A's picture

meow

i scored a seat for the coldplay concert last year that was in the third row from the back! it was reallly really really really high

FUCKING EMO

underdarkness's picture

hmm

How about you stop being an ignorant asshole, eh?

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Adam A's picture

meow

ouch that hurt my feelings muchly and now i'm going to have to shed a tear....
let me guess love, are you emo??? ooh how cute, here let me pat you for a while....that's better isn't it, feel better? lets go have makeup sex now!!!!!!!!!!!

Disney's picture

Mine Eyes Sayeth...

Probably bisexual, not gay! From some of the eyeliner-filled photos they have though, I'd say their stylist/publicist has pushed them in that direction for attention.

Ryan Ross reminds me of Amanda Bynes in physical appearance and photo demeanor (except he tries to be UNhappy more often), but he doesn't blare gay to me, although I can see how he might lean that way! Looking at a photo like this: makes me stick to a bi label for him though.

I also don't find any of them that attractive, Brendon Urie certainly doesn't seem like anything special, and the picture above doesn't make Ryan shine either! Actually, THIS photo pretty much clarifies them all as not being anything looks special for me, looks aren't everything, but a lot more could be expressed by their faces/body language, so I find them more off-putting than anything really! And for individuals under the spotlight, I do think there needs to be a certain level of effort or even a certain level of intervention to ensure what are basically good looks! Drop-dead gorgeous isn't mandatory, and the band does have photoshoot shots that are alright, but I don't see as much effort as I'd expect. Or further to that, I might actually expect more effort of a band with gay members, not just in terms of attention to looks (yay for stereotypes), but in the entire product they present.

This one is a lot nicer to them (front boy has sex appeal applied), but I'm going "hmm!" as to why you find them attractive, if you do!

Anyway, their music is clearly doing well enough, I can't see them being on the far hunter-rifle side of a stereotypical straight man at all, but they really don't seem explicitly effeminate to me, aside from Ryan at times, and that seems to be more as a byproduct of his facial expressions/youth!

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Riku's picture

I am SOOO jealous of you

I am SOOO jealous of you right now. D: D: D:

As for how gay they are... I bet at least one of them is gay. But I don't think it matters, I love their music. <3 Though they definitely appear queer. :D

I bleed audio's picture

Straight until proven otherwise

Ehh, not sure that they appear all that gay. I mean there's a whole change as far as fashion goes in the alternative scene, the whole colored eyeliner/ mascara thing or "racoon eyes" have just become commonplace. Bands like My Chemical Romance and AFI have been doing that bit for years and neither band is (at least openly) gay.

My verdict on this band is Straight until proven otherwise.

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miketor's picture

I just got some rbs six

I just got some rbs six nations tickets and they reminded me of them, i don't know what either of them are but don't care either.

masochist's picture

motion city soundtrack first

motion city soundtrack first off is an amazing band =]
believe or not all the douchebags in p!atd are straight
i know right?
even the aholes from fall out boy