Things you wanted to say out loud today...
...but didn't, in the interests of preserving your job, the respect of your elders, the illusion of your sanity, your teeth, etc.
For example:
"Like, OMG, there's snow? In December? In CANADA!!! NO. WAY. I bet it's COLD, too! PLEASE point that out again; I so love it when you talk about the obvious. Repeatedly. *Slap upside the head*."
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Damn kid, doyou REALLY think
Damn kid, doyou REALLY think me sitting on the floor of your room is gonna help you sleep?!?!?!
Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?
I effing love you. There was
I effing love you.
There was a time where I did blurt something out before, completely accidentally, getting quite a few weird stares.
I was at a hotel parking lot in Kanab, Utah, and these two guys were holding hands and then kissed.
I was like, "There are gays in Utah?!" And I said it really loud.
The kind of looked over at me and laughed a little.
Get the fuck out of my room,
Get the fuck out of my room, I'm cutting my pubes.
Can't think of a signature.
Similar here.
Get the fuck out of my room, I'm naked!
and
Close the fucking door, I'm naked!
(I was under the blanket)
lol
No we didn't think your stupid..just that you wouldn't notice my ipod XD
**Far from a saint, not quite a sinner**
WTF Don't you get about I
WTF Don't you get about I may have to keep track of whose on the lists, and why I need to take my laptop skiing with me woman? and my handwriting looks like shit, so that won't be legible at all so I need my laptop stupid ass...
"I'm glad i do all these
"I'm glad i do all these things for you and get NOTHING in return!"
&
"please don't have sex..."
These gots peanuts and soap in 'um!
what you said. i cant beat
what you said. i cant beat that wording
Never be afraid to stand up for whats right. If you lose your values, you've lost yourself, so dont let someone change you into someone you arnt. Don't be afraid of the punishment, Rejoyce in the freedom that let to it.
Upon asking Mom about going
Upon asking Mom about going to NYC...
"Well it's cold here too Mom, what the hell makes New York any different?"
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"It's moon cake time!"
"If you talk to the goddamn
"If you talk to the goddamn TV one more time, I'm afraid I'll have to kill you."
"Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative"
I got in trouble for that...
I'm usually very censored, but for the first time since I've been in college I spoke out in class and got asked to leave yesterday.
The class was talking about eating disorders in children and throughout the presentation the middle aged lady sitting next to me kept looking over and giving me looks. Now I'm really skinny because of my genetics and it's something that I'm self concious about so what she said next caught me off guard.
"Honey you're really skinny, you need to eat something. I think you might have a problem..."
I turned to her amazed and just let loose
"Well I think you should eat less fatass, who are you to make comments on my weight!? This is just the way my body is. Maybe it's none of your god damn business..."
It kind of went on like that for another half minute and my teacher asked me to leave. But she's cool and I respect her so I did so without causing any issues.
Just goes to show you what happens if you touch one of my "off limits" topics.
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Despite all the things you may have learned, if you play with fire then you're bound to get burned
I'm really skinny too... And
I'm really skinny too... And it's not because I don't eat. Because I eat a LOT. You can ask anyone who knows me. XD It's just I don't tend to gain weight, and when I do gain weight it tends to not show... It's just how my metabolism is I guess... Sometimes my friends (especially the "chubby" ones.) make fun of me for being so skinny. And it REALLY bothers me. And most things don't.. But yeah.
Yay for someone who understands this! *hugs*
But it's really rude to assume just because someone is skinny they don't eat enough. >_<; I would have blown up at her too. ^^;
Me, too! The girl in the
Me, too! The girl in the spot next to me at work looks at me funny when I eat, too... 'Cuz I eat all the time, you see. I don't think she likes me very much.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
((Aren't you glad I censored myself?))
Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?
XD Me
XD
Me too.
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I find you quite amusing, and I’m sure you love me too, But sadly I am Lesbian, Though I’ll pretend for you
-M.A.A.
Word. You know how to spell
Word.
You know how to spell HELL?
D-A-T-A E-N-T-R-Y.
Sometimes I just want to get up and run screaming like crazy out of the building and never return.
Um
"Um, don't even try to pretend you didn't realize that was mistletoe..."
"I lift you up and drive you
"I lift you up and drive you , all night , I'll lift you up and drive you till you feel the daylight" and
"It's ok to be gay lets rejoice with the boys in a gay way"
stupid gay(literally) songs stuck in my head.
Well...
"Would you just get it over with and kiss me already."
"Shut up, emo girl, you're not unique."
and
"Would you PLEASE take care of the tightening in my trousers, Dan?"
- One Nation, Under Darkness, with liberty and justice for white, heterosexual, rich, Christian men
replace 'Dan' with 'Darling'...
and you'll get 1/2 my daily thoughs...
"look at him! i would die for him! i would kill for him! either way, what bliss!" ~gomez addams
Why are there so many ugly
Why are there so many ugly fat women with their ugly fat husbands spawning ugly fat disgusting children at Walmart?!
Hi mom, I like girls.
Potterhead #1 said; because
Potterhead #1 said; because they are not able to find a good plastic sergion and if they do it takes so much money that they have to shop at wally-world!!!
I sure as hell ain't in
I sure as hell ain't in Kansas anymore...
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I find you quite amusing, and I’m sure you love me too, But sadly I am Lesbian, Though I’ll pretend for you
-M.A.A.
"I'm not going to write this
"I'm not going to write this damn paper because your class makes my head want to explode and I despise you and your puffy sleeves!"
"Get over it! What is wrong with you? So I made you look at some naked men in public--it's not like I killed your puppy, stop being so damn uptight."
"I could really use a drink, and by that I mean I could really really use a drink."
Um, grandma, this scarf is
Um, grandma, this scarf is hideous. Thanks though.
Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?
Potterhead #1 said; make
Potterhead #1 said; make that " any thing that you think i'll like" instead of "this scarf and you'll have my ditto
Dear Tactical Officer and
Dear Tactical Officer and Corps Commander,
I do not like our cadets, I like their muses.
I don't like people asking me things that I answer with "I don't know", because it's is hard to admit that there are a LOT of things I really do not know of.
"I'm disappointed that the
"I'm disappointed that the first interesting class we've had is also the last one of the semester."
"Your hair looks amazing today, but since you're being an anal retentive bitch, I'm still pretty pissed at you."
God do you hate me? (After
God do you hate me? (After my car spun into a ditch due to ice)
What do you think I'm in 1st grade? Do I answer in crayon? I hope I get the blue one! (After my teacher explained that if we think the answer is A, mark A on your scantron test)
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Despite all the things you may have learned, if you play with fire then you're bound to get burned
oh man, that's really
oh man, that's really funny.
about the crayon, that is. not landing in a ditch.
"It's like Dillinger once told me, 'It's always darkest just before they turn on the lights!'"
You're one of the worst
You're one of the worst teachers I've ever had, I'd rather have a headless chicken because either way, nothing's being taught to me. (because of the 52% and the scribble that looks like "disgusting" under it)
yay going again?
"you're such a fake bitch who doesn't know what the hell she's talking about half the time and just spews crap someone puts in her brain. shut up, you stupid bitch." (concerning my 'friend' who told me that she doesn't eat pork because pigs are 'socially aware'.)
These gots peanuts and soap in 'um!
Wait, WHAT?!?!
Pigs?
Socially aware?????????????????
Uh.
That is dumb like whoa.
she sounds like
She sounds like she's from Davis. roflmao.
"You are terribly adorable.
"You are terribly adorable. Why the age?"
Bleh.
Pretty? You're attempts to get into my pants are so pathetic I almost find it amusing.
Oh and:
HE'S TWENTY-FUCKING-TWO YOU MORON, HE ONLY WANTS YOU FOR SEX!!!
Excuse me, can I touch your
Excuse me, can I touch your boobs?
Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?
Wow. Me too. I see a
Wow. Me too. I see a trend....
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I find you quite amusing, and I’m sure you love me too, But sadly I am Lesbian, Though I’ll pretend for you
-M.A.A.
Oh my god, coincidence of
Oh my god, coincidence of the year!
Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader
"Hello. I hate you.
"Hello. I hate you. "
"Please don't touch me.... thanks..."
"Noooooooo... iv never liked you.... im just friendly."
"You should dump your girlfriend for me."
"I'm lonely and frightened.
"I'm lonely and frightened. Can i have an extended hug please?"
j
xox
My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All these women out there praying for a man, and i'm giving them my share. - RMB
I will
HUG YOU! *hug*
"Dude, see, I hate you. That
"Dude, see, I hate you. That is just why you'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever get a ride in my car. I actually enjoy seeing your pain face as I take off, all by myself, of with nicer people. Fuck off!"
" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens
Hello, what are you doing
Hello, what are you doing here? I had the world's hugest crush on you all last year, and do you have any idea how much it hurt to get over you? You're my friend's straight sister, and I love my boyfriend. Go away.
I'm dying here, can I have a hug?
Shut up!!!
No, I am not at all offended by you telling me I have large muscles. I may be a girl but I'm still an athlete and I take it as a compliment. Why do you think I lift weights?
"URGH! JUST LET US NOT DO
"URGH! JUST LET US NOT DO THE DAMN DBQ!"
"I hate you."
"Why do you have to be sick......and not here?"
These gots peanuts and soap in 'um!
*Runs around in circles and
*Runs around in circles*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
"Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative"
"Honestly, I don't really
"Honestly, I don't really care about this stupid volunteer fair--stop going overboard and making me do completely unnecessary shit! And no, I will not pay $15 to eat shitty food and watch you and your friends prance around a stage--GET OVER IT."
lol
"Your class is NOT more important class i have."
and same teacher
"I have a PASS you cant yell at me you crazy bitch."
i was 23 minutes late and got yelled at, even though i had a pass
**Far from a saint, not quite a sinner**
"Wow, nice lungs. I wonder
"Wow, nice lungs. I wonder if you can keep this tirade up all the way to Gilroy...Bets, anyone? My money's on half an hour."
"She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking for"
-The Click Five "Just the Girl"
"Jesus, lay off of
"Jesus, lay off of them..."
"You look so sweet and adorable and vulnerable, can't i just hug you and take you home and feed you chicken noodle soup?"
"Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm not a prude."
"Your cynicism is forced and fake and it annoys me. Please top talking."
These gots peanuts and soap in 'um!