Christmas Carol is Goddamn Heartwrenching

Jerry's picture

Wow, I can't believe how easily I can waste three months. Maybe I should be more careful with my time. Like the way I set up my schedule. Hm, I should sign up for ceramics AND drawing! I thought. See, I signed up for drawing and body conditioning originally because-- well -- I don't fucking know. Art is like my thing, so naturally I would sign up for at least one this year. I decided, fuck body conditioning and replaced it with Ceramics. Which was probably the better decision, since as much as I want a physique, I'd rather not embarass myself on a bench thingy. And yes, I do care about what stupid jocks think about me. As wrong as I probably am, something in the back of my head tells me that at least one of those gorgeous boys is gay and will realize it in a hot, steamy shower with me. ANYWAYS, I've practically fallen in love with making pots and shit. Almost enough to drop drawing for the next ceramics course. I haven't yet taken this drawing class yet, so maybe I should just go ahead and take it... Okay, enough with boring you guys. Wow, I'm off topic. Bad Jerry! Very bad!

So I'm in A Christmas Carol because the director is short of guys for the background roles, and I happen to not be terrible at acting. Damn. I really shouldn't have given into his desperate smile, which turned me on slightly. Hell, that was probably the reason I joined. Stupid sexual desires getting to me. I'm nice to guys that TOTALLY don't deserve it because they're hot. Well, this poor decision ended up in me playing a small role and wasting three months of my fall/winter season. I think finding out that the director was gay made up for it though. He just happened to leave his macbook out, and I couldn't help but browsing his email for a few-- well 30 minutes. I even got to meet the guy in person when he came to one of the shows. Dammit, he was cute.

What made me happy this week:

Beauty and the Beast -> Booty and the Beast

Comments

Disney's picture

Body Conditioning?

Sounds dirty! Or it sounds like you could spin it into a class where you luxuriously rub conditioner into a hot young lad's head of hair!

If it were sucky/complete morons in the class I'd get it, but if you were able to be on your own in the gym most of the day, I think you should've taken the body conditioning class!

Omg haha at the gay director! You should've stayed really late one day until it was just him and you, or almost that many... then as he started to leave, drop/break something and give a clumsy smile and ask for help then TOTALLY go on the stage and accidentally fall onto him!

So you saw his BF's emails in his macbook? Next time, get your anger at 3 wasted months out of your system by SABOTAGING him! You should've written down the guy's email and sent some dirty pictures and claimed to be his *other* BF!

You're Amazing.