This is hilarious.... I gave up after about 5 minutes, though...
I find you quite amusing, and I’m sure you love me too, But sadly I am Lesbian, Though I’ll pretend for you
That's exceptional! Too bad it's not eligible for Canadians, but woo Target found:
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