I slept with a dog because I'm cool like that.

14 November, 2007 - 9:59am — Cleopatra

got this from a friend's blog.

Pick the month you were born in:
1 - I ran over
2 - I killed
3 - I needed
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I ran naked with
8 - I slept with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I licked
11 - I banged
12- I smoked

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - ur grandma
02 - the kool-aid man
03 - a horse
04 - a pornstar
05 - your mom
06 - you
07 - a bag of weed
08 - a prostitute
09 - a toothbrush
10 - a jew
11 - a homo
12 - the trojan man
13 - Paris Hilton
14 - a whore
15 - a cat
16 - a pickle
17 - a mexican
18 - a bisexual
19 - a dog
20 - an orange
21 - a crackhead
22 - a bowl of cereal
23 - a easter egg
24 - my ex
25 - a condom
26 - a jar of honey
27 - a lesbian
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a french fry
30 - your dealer
31 - a stripper

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm cool like that
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Orange - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Other - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

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Discussion Forum

14 November, 2007 - 10:24am — montesqueer

I killed a dog because I

I killed a dog because I have double D's.

Best motivation ever.

14 November, 2007 - 6:23pm — hebrew freak

i raped a lesbian because i

i raped a lesbian because i have double D's...

i like the second and third parts. teehee ;)

15 November, 2007 - 1:32am — underage_thinker

:D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

:D
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I find you quite amusing, and I’m sure you love me too, But sadly I am Lesbian, Though I’ll pretend for you
-M.A.A.

16 November, 2007 - 5:13am — gaynow

Yeah... that right there is

Yeah... that right there is kinda fantastic.

Although I'm apalled at the number of people wearing orange shirts. Eew, it's a color I don't like...

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

14 November, 2007 - 6:32pm — duchess_madly

i needed your dealer because

i needed your dealer because i'm sexy.

14 November, 2007 - 8:07pm — Leisa

I stabbed my ex because I'm

I stabbed my ex because I'm beautiful...

14 November, 2007 - 10:20pm — whateversexual_llama

I banged your mom because

I banged your mom because I'm sexy. =D

Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?

16 November, 2007 - 5:13am — gaynow

Oh my god!!! YES!!! Megan:

Oh my god!!! YES!!!

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

14 November, 2007 - 10:28pm — toreador_18

I ran naked with your

I ran naked with your grandma because I'm cool like that...

14 November, 2007 - 10:43pm — theonechickcagelle

I killed a pornstar because

I killed a pornstar because i have amazing boobs.

"It's like Dillinger once told me, 'It's always darkest just before they turn on the lights!'"

14 November, 2007 - 11:36pm — apuffalogic

I raped a prostitute because

I raped a prostitute because I'm sexy.

"Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative"

15 November, 2007 - 12:31am — bratalamay

I killed a condom because

I killed a condom because I'm gay. :-P

"Intellectual cleverness is often distrusted by those who don't possess it."

15 November, 2007 - 1:28am — missidontgivafuc

i licked a bisexual because

i licked a bisexual because im beautiful :D

15 November, 2007 - 1:31am — underage_thinker

I licked a bowl of cereal

I licked a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy.... WTF? Other people's are so much better....
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I find you quite amusing, and I’m sure you love me too, But sadly I am Lesbian, Though I’ll pretend for you
-M.A.A.

15 November, 2007 - 1:54am — kaj

Sounds accurate

I ran naked with a homo because im sexy.

15 November, 2007 - 2:27pm — Cleopatra

I like kaj's!! haahaha! I

I like kaj's!! haahaha!

I don't like people asking me things that I answer with "I don't know", because it's is hard to admit that there are a LOT of things I really do not know of.

15 November, 2007 - 2:12am — 5thstory

I stabbed a Mexican because

I stabbed a Mexican because I have AMAZING boobs.

" . . . The sun does not shine upon this fair earth to meet frowning eyes, depend upon it." Charles Dickens

15 November, 2007 - 2:43am — Neutrina

I slept with a homeless guy

I slept with a homeless guy because I'm sexy.

"She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking for"
-The Click Five "Just the Girl"

15 November, 2007 - 2:46am — taste the rainbow

I raped an orange cuz' I'm

I raped an orange cuz' I'm sexy and that's how I roll.

I'm wearing a black/white stripped shirt, so mixed the black and white! is that ok??

15 November, 2007 - 3:40am — fox333

I licked a fry because I am

I licked a fry because I am cool like that...
hey, what does mine suck more than anyone else?

Its like my fencing teacher once said-
nothing says love like running your rival through with a sword.

16 November, 2007 - 8:00am — Dreaming_Nevermore

I slept with a stripper

I slept with a stripper because I smoke crack.

I say, yes, mine sucks worse than yours does. And my fencing coaches say things like that regularly (things meaning your signature.)

All they can tell you is what they have seen and heard, in their time in this world, a third of it spent in sleep and dreaming, another third of it spent in telling lies. - Ursala K. Le Guin

15 November, 2007 - 4:04am — Fiona Rosge

ha!no mines awful i ran over

ha!no mines awful
i ran over a homeless guy because i have AMAZING boobs (no not really LOL) and thats how i roll.

15 November, 2007 - 4:05am — yesac

fun stuff!

I banged a homo because I have amazing boobs.

WHOAH! I LIKE IT!

15 November, 2007 - 4:05am — Fiona Rosge

these all suck tho i will

these all suck tho i will admit some of them are funny.

15 November, 2007 - 4:24am — cynical1inthecorner

I slept with a bowl of

I slept with a bowl of cereal because I love marijuana. o_0 Mine sucks.

16 November, 2007 - 8:14am — underage_thinker

EEEEEEEEEEEEEK you have the

EEEEEEEEEEEEEK you have the same birthday as two guys I know.....
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I find you quite amusing, and I’m sure you love me too, But sadly I am Lesbian, Though I’ll pretend for you
-M.A.A.

15 November, 2007 - 10:22am — underdarkness

Wow

I slept with a toothbrush because I'm gay....

- One Nation, Under Darkness, with liberty and justice for white, heterosexual, rich, Christian men

15 November, 2007 - 10:25am — jeff

Hmm...

I slept with a toothbrush because I'm cool like that?

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"Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there." -- Josh Billings.

Add me on MySpace!

15 November, 2007 - 5:51pm — corcra-carraig

I ran over a homeless guy

I ran over a homeless guy because I have amazing boobs.

16 November, 2007 - 5:15am — gaynow

I got scared o.0

I was afraid this had so many comments because it was an admission of bestiality, and I got kinda freaked...

That said, I smoked a pickle because I'm sexy. (Damn. Wtf?)

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

16 November, 2007 - 6:08am — I bleed audio

One of my favorite past times

I ran naked with a toothbrush because I've got abs?

Despite all the things you may have learned, if you play with fire then you're bound to get burned

16 November, 2007 - 7:31am — -Ruby-

guess what?

i ran naked with a bag of weed, because i'm sexy and the little people told me to!

good times ; )

17 November, 2007 - 1:41am — saving the last...

I

I killed Paris Hilton because I'm cool like that. :D

17 November, 2007 - 4:03am — 1stTeeka

...

i needed a easter egg because i'm sexy....

mine sucks the worst! and now i will go cry myself to sleep! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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**Far from a saint, not quite a sinner**

17 November, 2007 - 7:44am — shadow fire

Excellent.

I killed a tooth brush because I'm sexy, and that's how I roll.

(Black under shirt, white over shirt)

10 May, 2008 - 7:02am — Neutrina

Happy Birthday

"She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking for"
-The Click Five "Just the Girl"

17 November, 2007 - 7:46pm — Gaia

Hee hee, I like it!

I ran naked with a lesbian cos I'm sexy...

18 November, 2007 - 3:16am — Grace Hughen

I ran over a pickle because I have double D's.

I ran over a pickle because I have double D's. Sorry, pickle. I'm still not old enough to drive, and you're one of many tragic victims of my illegal practice sessions. Those two D's I have... they are on driving quizzes made up for me by my self-appointed teacher whose name cannot be revealed for legal reasons.

20 November, 2007 - 3:14am — Lyddie (not verified)

I smoked my ex because I'm

I smoked my ex because I'm gay and because I'm sexy.

22 November, 2007 - 11:10am — orangejuice (not verified)

I ran over a homo because

I ran over a homo because I'm sexy. :O

24 November, 2007 - 8:59pm — utter_insanity

Weeeeeell...

I killed a pickle because I'm sexy and because I'm gay. (I'm wearing a black and purple shirt.) :P Isn't mine awesome? And the two last third parts are totally true. ^_^ Haha.

"Women in rubber will ALWAYS be flirting with me!" --Maureen in the musical RENT