I am unavoidably Canadian, and thus know virtually nothing about U.S. politics.
No, wait, I think I remember something...it's...it's...
It's an elephant wearing blue toque. Erm, is that close?
So I won't actually dirty this poll with my vote, but if I would, I'd pick Barack Obama. It's just that fun to say. Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama...
"Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative"
No, wait, I'm SOOO Kidding. =P
I'm voting for Joe Biden.
Oh, wait, I'm a minor.
Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?
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