The God/dess of Fortune Cookies

Feather's picture

So perhaps there is a Higher Power....
After getting a fortune cookie for lunch that says "THE TREASURES OF THE RAINBOW WILL SOON BE YOURS, " who can deny that the beyond is sending them messages?
I have concluded that someone with connections in heavenly places
A) is out to get me
B) works at a fortune cookie factory
-Feather
P.S. Fortune cookies are exceedingly tasty.

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gaynow's picture

*coughINBEDcough* That is

*coughINBEDcough*

That is FANTASTIC! And please, tell us if it comes true! ^^

Megan: "Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good."
Graham: "Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good."
-But I'm a Cheerleader

whateversexual_llama's picture

ah, the Big Lesbian Goddess

ah, the Big Lesbian Goddess Who Doesn't Really Exist has sent a sign!

Be yourself. 'Cause if you're busy being somebody else, who's gonna be you?